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Why?

A heart. 😁

Ah fuck yea. Bring it daddy!

Haha i get it now

Hes not being racist. Didnt you hear? Its just trolling now.

Dont expect someone on such low frequency to be able to tell the difference tho 😏

I haven't seen that yet but the premise is totally different from that movie

John Malkovich is killing it!

What?! Phillies go outside...the vitamin D deficiency is starting to affect your brain

Wasnt

Yah. I asked the principal how else am i supposed to contact her esp cuz they cant call my phone from the school cuz its considered long distance

Yup hes back to his old awful self now lol

Shutup Stilgar And i didnt complain to the principal abt her grades. I complained that the teacher was responding to my emails.

ITS SHIPPPED! YIIIIIPPPEEEEEE

Yah the reviews are full of women who never orgasmed. So tell me ...is it gonna make me loud? Do i have to get a hotel room to really enjoy this thing? Lol

Its about setting high expectations now scoob

Hes checking his list Hes checking your grades Hes gonna makes sure Youre getting all As Santa claus is coming To yer houuuuuse!

Yah but mayo..like how...why? Know what i mean?

Hes not as half as dumb as he pretends to be. I hope he has a good xmas for making this lady's day and saving my ass at work (shes a Team Lead)

I wanna know how cheese, mayonnaise and soda was invented.

My secret santa @work barely filled in her "favorite things" questonnaire. Basically, this woman likes NOTHING! So i got her coffee cups. Stilgar suggested i get her scratch offs. I wasn't going to but i kept thinking it was a fucking great idea...so i reluctantly did it. She sent this email.

I banged my child's father for almost a year before i got knocked up

No this more of "im tired of men's bullshit so imma just cut them out of the equation " Wanna fuck me forever but then wanna marry someone else they have nothing good to say about Wanna say theyre in love with me but don't wanna do nothing for me or give me any money Wanna use me to make their ugly ass gf jealous Wanna only fuck no strings attached Want someone replace their mother while they treat u like crap Dont wanna use condoms then get mad when theyve knocked you up Im just too old for the b.s.

Shortest day of the year. Bah humbug!

They still haven't shipped my new man. Come on now! I have needs!