Him: im so and so calling from Honolulu HI
Me: Really? Let's switch places!
He laughs and we joke around. After i do everything he needs i say
Me: ok anything else?
He says: ok i just want to let you know i booked two roundtrip tickets to hawaii for you while i was on hold. Youll be leaving on xmas eve!
Me: oh im so excited!
Him: just tell them the tickets are booked under ivanka trump
LOL