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Because their cover of I Can't Get No Satisfaction makes my ears bleed from unfathomable pain, which I imagine is what sex in Tibet is like.

Honestly if someone upstairs wants to funnel money in it and make like at least 5 titles per anime season Toonami exclusive on the western hemisphere on top of licensing almost everything they've ever aired in their weekday CN incarnation (as well as the laundry list on 90's titles they missed out on), I could see it doing well as a subsection of HBO Max. Only thing is the world will most likely end befo- oh wait...

Niggas be sleepin on dat Nyaa / Nandato game bitch

When they pull a Kenshin or Soul Eater and the anime goes unfinished.

You mean 'Tech 8.

Boku no Pico

Might do a fandub of Macross 7 out of spite.

Get dat pussy anime in here. Literal Vaginal anime. Escaflowne/Rayearth/Slayers let's GO.

I'm still perplexed by the ominous whoosh of the David Bowie radiator in the shadows of my local Walmart.

This fuck's been a clown for 8 years. You'd think time would've weathered on his outlook, but nah.

David Lynch Theater here we come!

Remember that one dude on the ASMB who declared Asians to be the master race? Good times.

Not "literal" worst dub, but about the same as the first 13 episodes of Utena which is way below what I can tolerate. They did release it? Huh.

It's also got like the worst dub ever. Didn't FUNI get the rights to it? Don't know why they just shelved a release if so.

Hold on, cause the editing for this episode's on a MOUNTAIN of cocaine. Episode 32 - Escape From Dodoria up: Now hit the gym.

AIDS.

Sunglasses and an American flag on her handle. Hmm, why does that look familiar... Oh. Right.

Yo Deca-Dence looks fucking sick.

This thing is so derivative of other better things (Ninja Scroll / InuYasha) I just sort of dropped it 2/3rds the way in.

3edgy5me. New Atheism is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 2004.

It's like 1995 was the hard line in Japan to be like "Yeah, the Al Jolson thing has run its course."

I feel like the 2nd half of Season 1 could've been smashed together into 6 episodes instead of 12, but it looks like we're back to the action so I'm game.