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mumbo

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  1. why what happened between midnight and poof?
  2. mumbo

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  3. yeah i guess its bad to heal monsters
  4. are you not supposed to do that? are you not supposed "gila monster" for some reason? i dont get it.
  5. what if you had utertwins and had two periods a month? and when you get pregnant you could possibly have 8 babies in each one
  6. i hope you met him in a mental institution
  7. ...oh you are picking up on my bullshit?!? no it says that a man not usually ascertained by black beauty, is indeed enthralled by her looks.
  8. baby you so fine you are currently making a white man cry
  9. you bring your fine ass over here and youll see what happens... baby im on it
  10. yeah thats not whats gonna happen you see, i knock you up, and then you paint his nails and do his hair until he realizes hes straight, and then we do it again
  11. maybe he or she will be the next einstein or something
  12. @fuggstop seriously you wan a mumbaby?
  13. NOW! I have already been waiting for at least a year. come over and imma pump it and grind it, ride it and hump it harder and harder until you gush allover me and then im gonna keep slammin until it burst all up in you, over and over until you get what you came for
  14. the fuq you mean gay babies??? my babies are gonna come out of you beggin for the pussy, starvin for the pussy, murderin for the pussy
  15. Im giving away babies fuggs your up next
  16. i told her i want to knock her up before duh come get fucked fuggs
  17. no you get your ass in a cab, come over here, and ill pound it till that shit is preggos
  18. buy them at the grocery store freezer. steak are 480 calories and chicken are 450 calories. they are really kick ass and filling, a whole meal for $2.5 the cheese is delicious, the meat is awesome, and the filling doesnt taste cheap, like a 99 cents burrito. microwave it longer than the instructions and then let it cool down
  19. its just a nod it dont mean shit
  20. it was a big deal, i accidentally sent you a paper with my name in it and had Luuv delete it from your inbox
  21. your own questions to me while i was in college, you actually asked me for one of my papers
  22. shit that ones literal nevermind
  23. poorly thought out and ballsy cool would be if i said, went out to the parlor to spend my extra time, walked half cocked and drunk bouncing to a rhyme, bitch stepped in my poison and tried to drop a dime, but i kicked the mother to the ground and listened to him cry.
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