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RainyDayJizz#35

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Everything posted by RainyDayJizz#35

  1. So you're intrinsically awful to deal with is what you're saying.
  2. This thing that forced me to compromise with family members as a child.
  3. I dunno, I only watch television when someone else does now.
  4. "I found the best horse cum at Jerry's stable!"
  5. People pay millions for race horse semen and I can't help but think about the harvesting process. Does the person doing it jerk off more than one horse a day? Do horses get hard when they see them? Is that person living their dream life? Do they blow the horses when no one is looking? Do the people that spend millions on horse cum get a free t shirt?
  6. No. God no. Popular people can avoid killing conversation if they want. Or I could talk about how humans have built a multimillion dollar industry around jerking off horses if you would like to discuss that.
  7. So this is what happens when two of you start talking, intriguing.
  8. When I do listen to the beginning the guys in POV stuff have the worst voices, they all sound like Napoleon Dynamite.
  9. I have no idea, I just skip straight to the intercourse on all porno.
  10. Oh thank god, most of what I want to do now is sit in relative silence.
  11. Well shit. I hope I don't have any new responsibilities now. I need to play games for four hours pretty soon.
  12. As long as you don't wanna hang out ever we can be best friends.
  13. Storm the cotton gin? I had a comment about how I tend to stretch naked but I see this thread is about female stretching exercises.
  14. Thousands of hours of child torture confined to one invisible laptop.
  15. God damn, I had no idea he was so old and I'll never have the opportunity to be grilled about why I would be at his show. He did write with Pryor though... I guess I shouldn't be too surprised at his age.
  16. I still said within a day. That second board convention should have been a big enough message about how the owners viewed is.
  17. If I remember where you used to live I should have used a common colloquialism. I'm in San Diego for good, I can see opportunity for a better future than Omaha quite easily. And it gets hot for like three weeks here, this weather is a dream. Omaha weather is 7 months of agony.
  18. There's no denotation of either ante or post meridiem though. Still same day.
  19. Somebody asked this question and had it answered in the same day? I don't even want to go back to such a place.
  20. Did you all know that MgS is far more important than Jesus?
  21. You have to wonder how many times people say this to him in one day.
  22. Just the thought of your consciousness maintaining any presence after death. You're cosmic noise.
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