MEXobiologist

sponge

doesn't like to wash my balls

don't be greedy you have your own

we're fighting now

sorry, i forget some people still have to go through that route i would share if i could

i will fight you, i told you only some of her stuff you will like, thats why i sent what i did you fool!

you should fix that

GLOB DAMNITALL don't start with this one. check the others first >.>

biological imperative? 0.o

yes i believe in magic

juicy

no, most of my friends are stubborn to a fault my dad is sorta like that though.... only sorta. he will literally get furious and start shaking if you disagree with him because he believes its out of spite. the next time the topic comes up though, he'll basically take the same stance you had and say the exact same things, then pretends you never had the conversation from before

our weather has been nuts too. well hopefully that means you'll get better quick. if you can get your hands on some udon soup with plenty of ginger in it, that always makes me feel a little better

agreed i wanna bite her cheeks

that sucks just a cold tho right?

i know the feels. i have to force myself into doing things on my days off of work cuz otherwise i'll just go full on hibernation mode with no going back until spring.

soooo, what did you make me for dinner?

the internetz is full of the boobies!

so.... you are the pain in the ass then? i've never lived anywhere that had a hoa

thats what i'm looking for right meow, not very many options tho you gonna call to check up on it?

wellllll, its tuesday go find some tacs somewhere and make the day good

well good afternoon then how is your day?

sounds dramatic and unpleasant