MEXobiologist

in a horror movie about a deaf girl, she used wasp spray instead seemed legit >

what about when she has to leave?

I would say that freely consenting to oral sex with someone of the same sex, whether giving or receiving, is homosexual behavior no matter what way you cut it. Its a sexual act between two people of the same sex.

why three?

Go to the store maybe? >.>

The circus makes me uncomfortable. Some of it is animal related, most of it is clown related, and a small part of me is jealous that I never became a contortionist.

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Before. Sometimes I get too into it and excited, so I'm already making messes. No need to add pee to that. No thnx.

Whoa. Thats a whole lotta nope right there O_O I thought, oh how nice, maybe I should get one for my shit hair and save myself a bunch of daily hassle. I am gonna treat myself to a balayage with a lil bit of my tax returns tho

Fap naps is best naps <3

Was it spensive?

What would the dude say?

I think that means more fun!!! Amiriteoramirite?!

You shooting blanks yet?

If they are clean and disease free.

Do people still have secretaries?

Did you just have a stroke? Do you need help?

no. if its an extra good fap, the only thing i stare at is the inside of my eye lids.

ask her again when she is mad at you

what are you, 90?

Hmmm, I also want to know when a dick starts to be considered big.

I'd like to never have one, if thats what you're asking >.>

Its all coincidence anyway. I'm not actually superstitious, just happens to be friday the 13th and today blows so far.

Trade you weed for luck?