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UnevenEdge

Still Me

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  1. Make me a boozy milk shake
  2. No...sharted once...blame chipotle
  3. Oh fuck you fugg face...I don’t just have 6g laying around... and it’s for my fucking animal you heartless cunt
  4. You love that baby...love it good and hard... my cats going blind and it’s breaking my fucking heart... started a gofundme...
  5. Did you lose the other names?
  6. No I’m just saying don’t hide your bellow in the mellow man
  7. I mean you can have gospel voice...but USE IT....become the white Aretha Franklin...
  8. I don’t find the shit empowering or inspiring....it’s just the same ballad of depressing shit
  9. as much as I can’t stand the chode...he is right...I lost all my weight and all my aches stopped...(aside from back pain but that’s a tit issue)
  10. Easy fix....don’t breath
  11. Still Me

    AWW YEAH

    You know your real name is displayed in there right
  12. what’s the worse painful thing you’ve ever experienced... me? Dog bite to the left eye...shattered my eye socket
  13. I waited for one of them to make fun of it first
  14. Yeah because you’re too fucking fat and too much could actually harm you... 30 minutes isn’t even enough to burn off calories from a slice of fucking bread let alone get your heart into the target heart rate long enough for it to actually be considered exercise...I bet you’re the kinda dumb ass that hops on a tread mill and walks a half a mile while posting on Facebook for 30 minutes and then pats themself on the back like “yup, we did it thighs, and we didn’t get chub rub today”.
  15. Then they would tell you the same thing...you’re not the only person in the world who has a “personal trainer”
  16. Lol you’re an idiot
  17. Upper body and core
  18. So as soon as your “thin” you stop working on it? No it’s a lifetime commitment to be healthy...no wonder you’re still fat
  19. A protein shake and a 2 hour workout
  20. “If you tell anyone, I’ll kill your whole family”
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