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Still Me

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  1. I need......something......I can’t think of something funny...lol
  2. it’s like that 7up game...but instead of thumbs it’s the pucker
  3. if I keep my eyes closed I can see bright lights....so what’s the point of closing them?
  4. Turkey farts
  5. NO....mine
  6. NUUUUUU DUN LEAVE ME
  7. I see no message....whoever you think I am isn’t hot enough to be me... HHAHAHA...couldn’t say that with a straight face....
  8. Get out
  9. Seend me a meeseege...I can’t tell
  10. Oh you know I’m dense as fuck...
  11. YOU CANT LOVE HIM LIKE I CAN BUTT SLUT
  12. Just recently? Cause someone just requested and I haven’t confirmed cause I doughnut know who it eez...
  13. Don’t call @DBZ4ever a bitch....he’s my bee bee
  14. You rip a hole through the fabric of time....and your shorts
  15. I don’t like fast food fried chicken
  16. Lb and I were in 5below checking out Christmas shit...well this mother fuck kept dropping ass all throughout the store....well I finally go up the counter with what I was buying and the guy at the register says to me...”at least it smells better here right” and I’m like “I’m sorry what?” And he says “Someone in here has been dropping bombs, had to run through the store with Febreeze”... so I’m barely holding to together and LB is like -doo doo doo I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear nothin-...we make it outside and start DYING....
  17. @DBZ4ever
  18. Still Me

    Dbz4ever

    @DBZ4ever i miss you....COME BACK TO ME....I like making you uncomfortable.... I love you....
  19. I have a three day week this week....but Monday....I weep for Monday
  20. I had to explain thanksgiving to someone from India today...this is what I said ‘well, the colonists in the area had made a rocky peace with the native tribe. The tribe showed them how to survive through winter and taught them how to farm indigenous plants. And they had a feast after harvest to thank those who helped them....and then....we turned around...stole their land for beads...gave them small pox and scalped them for laughs”.... and she didn’t miss a fucking beat and was like...”oh...ok....happy thanksgiving”
  21. go on......
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