Still Me

<_< >_> ok

I feel bad for lb...he had to drive the 2 hours home while I was passed the fuck out

Oh na I’m a light weight... I had 4 angry orchards spiked with fireball...3-4 shots of that vodka...and I think I had half of some dudes modelo...

See that’s just sad...no offense

Scarily enough I’m doing pretty good... man I had this fucking vodka last night...I don’t know what he called it but he’s like “take a sip, straight from the bottle” and I’m like dude...no...ok... and that shit was smooth...went down like water...zero burn.... it also was my undoing

didn’t get home till 2... but the fucking cat woke me up wanting breakfast.... GO EAT YOUR DAMN CRUNCHIES....I’ll get you wet food when the alcohol boom booms go away

WANT A SELFIE?. im the one wearing the green glowing necklace

Omg no wai me toooooo

Dressed as a bat......wait for this sum bitch to get back with my beer

Welp...never been summoned but from what I’ve heard...more often than not they send you home...they always over call.... that being said you only get summoned if you’re a registered voter.... see why I’ve never been summoned?

My gender is pain.... my gender knows suffering in silence....

Outside a library in a bush...

Does anyone know Phillip markoff? i did.......way back...used to work with his mom too... but other people knew him as the Craigslist killer

is it safe to have conversations now? That don’t turn into bullshit?

I don’t think I’ve ever shopped at a Kmart....therefore I couldn’t care less if the all go away

I’m 22 hours down....and I still have 33 to go... I’m so tired.... sleep.....

This is not true...I don’t hear any of the other neighbors...

About to go to bed

I never thought they were that thin...I can’t hear my other neighbors...other than the fucking prick beneath me... ok I take that back...I once heard a former upstairs neighbor...but there was a stabbing up there so...kinda to be expected

Sorry I’m not gonna tell an adult he’s not being an adult...he should fucking know better...I always take my neighbors into consideration with what I’m about to do...if it’s 9-10 pm...I’m not gonna run the dishwasher or my washing machine...if it’s 11-12 at night and I want popcorn but I have to use the air popper I’ll take a rain check...if I gotta stay up all night and bake for thanksgiving but I need to use an electric hand mixer...I MIX BY FUCKING HAND...

if you’re a “grown folk” (as what someone described himself as)...do you think it’s respectful of the people around you if it’s 10:30-11pm at night and you’re blaring music and have guests that are screeching like banshees? dont you think as a “grown folk” you would be considerate of your neighbors? Or would you continue to have your head up your ass until someone comes down and knocks on your door to ask you to be quiet?

OH SHIIIIIIIT

I don’t like coupes either

Black

it’s not bad....but I’m not much a fan of sedans ask lb for pictures...cause I only wanna steal his thunder a lil’bit