Still Me

is it really you, you dragon dildo sharing asshole? How u been?

STILLZ REPORTING FOR DUTY......since 04

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Yeah I went to some sports shop and got him this stainless steel travel mug....apparently it’s one of those ones you register online and it’s got a lifetime warrantee......I’m gonna fill it with candy and call it a day

I feel like I should get him $30 worth of socks with a note that says “disappointed? So was I when I read your info sheet”

What the FUCK am I supposed to get him?....he’s just so.... boring....and...he ain’t no shemar Moore

I’d show you what I got from my secret Santa but I can’t take a picture of cars my new breaks

For my work secret Santa

Do not re-roll my name

I’m in...can we vote on movies tho?

Oh someone’s gonna die alright

😐

Yeah I called them and they said they would notate her account and I could just keep it

Oh? Sure about that? Cause you’ll have to confirm your name and address...lol

Office said there was a package for us...so LB went and grabbed it. So when he brought it in it had someone else’s name on it from another state. Like literally said Iowa on it. And it was from Victoria secret so I was like...well shit lemme reach out... well...to make a long story short...I’m super fucking excited cause is an olive green Sherpa hoodie and it’s in my size...so thank you random stranger...I like my new sweater....*evil laughter*

racist.... lol

It’s interesting that you say that... My favorite bread is marbled rye....

I popped in...it sucked

eh

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Then you’re eating shit wheat bread...honey wheat is bomb

Lean right into it...let it punch you right into breast cancer

So much ew