Still Me

i personally would never...but you know what I've always wondered? Do guys occasionally shit on their balls? I mean if they got a severe case of mudbutt....

but that's what it's for...it's a boweler hat....or was it bowler.... ::HMM::

same

is this a political joke? Cause I feel like this is a political joke

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :::

not only does hank look like my dad...but he acts like my dad too...was eerie

does it pay?

i never said that...that's your implication

wish I could say the same

talking without purpose or point is just noise

and this mother fucker sleeping....I keep having to nudge him when he fucking snores

is it that I'm fuckin tired? Then yes you are indeed correct

as was that...point?

and yet you're still mentally 13

my cat was raised by a dog...I think his name was hoochie...but hoochie would start to play with her and she wouldn't be taking any of his shit and he would back down...my cats an ASSHOLE....most are but still....as for women getting along, I suppose that's true...my mother and I don't fucking like each other...and the longest friends I have are still "friends" but we aren't close anymore

oh...trust me I fuckin do

im sitting in the service station...cause this and a 16oz Red Bull are the only thing that's keeping me awake

i have to get my oil changed, tried to pull into the service station and nearly got plowed through by the ups truck...so I park and go in to talk to my rep and he says "are you parked there? You need to park in this lane faceing this way" and I bout had a melt down...I was like "I was trying to but the ups guy wouldn't fucking move!"...so he just stood there looking at me and I said "I'm sorry...I'm just so tired..." so he laughed and was like "no it's ok, the ups guy really is a fucking retard"...then we laughed...but I'm dead on the inside...I just wanna go back to bed...

car isn't old...and watch yourself

i mean is it really that much different than the half synthetic?