Still Me

ha fuck that...if I were a RN I would be all like "oh wow, you have a really nice phone, can I see it?"...then take it and put it in my pocket until I was done with them

true, but the DEA will

got to call the police on someone today...that's what you get for calling in illegal scripts mothafucka...

people who approach the counter for check out with their phones to their fucking heads...doesn't matter when I'm working or when I'm the customer...it pisses me off...it's the rudest most inconsiderate thing you can do

i thought she wasn't in to black guys...oh wait...is it like a sign that says "have dick? Will fuck"

perscription pills is THE largest addiction that can affect all social classes...dude seriously...do not fuck with those...

well I refuse to let library go down that path...people who call it liberry clearly have never been to one...ignorant taco sniffing shit bags

it will be ok, this is a safe place...you can tell me what the preacher did to you

HEY!...I'm the doctor here and I'll be asking the DADDY NEVER LOVED ME!!!! :::

yes...yes....and let talk about the molesting of your grandfather...

sorry I don't specialize in rehab

CAUSE THATS HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING SAID!!!...kinda like its feb-brew-airy....not feb-you-airy

hmm yes yes I see...tell me about your childhood...how is your relationship with your father?

i don't fuck around with pills

the doctor is in 5¢

I CANNOT FUCKING STAND PEOPLE WHO SAY LIBERRY....I hope they choke on a decrepit maggot infested black mold for pewbs zombie cock of Elvis Presley

hey now, that little toaster movie was already sad enough

oh let see...I'm stating "classes" this Friday and every Friday of June so that I can take my certification test for the Texas board of pharmacy, I'm going to dallas a-kon, I just got my car repaired from the hail damage and I'm waiting for my insurance to cut me my bigger check...I'm tired, over worked, stressed the fuck out...and I just want to sleep

sky blue work scrubs

i was wondering why my cat smells like coconut...

no I wouldn't

:D omg...winner

my soups are hearty...it's more like chicken noodle stew...but he won't even eat it with a sammich...

point...not like he's gonna eat it anyway...he doesn't believe soup is a food