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Still Me

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  1. Still Me
    i offered to make him breakfast today and he told me "no, we're running out of bacon"...WE HAVE 4 FUCKING POUNDS
  2. Still Me
    kinda...sorta
  3. Still Me
    its funny you think it's "pretend"
  4. Still Me
    we've been in a relationship for 5 years...we live together
  5. Still Me
    lupin_bebop[/member]
  6. Still Me
    i got it while I was cooking dinner...I spilled boiling water on me...wanna see it?
  7. Still Me
    and I have this blister...and LB keep screaming at me to leave it alone....but I need to...I NEED TO POP IT
  8. Still Me
    no thank you...I have standards and I would still find you unfuckable
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  10. Still Me
    a pirate who history relates was fighting some of his mates when he slipped on his cutlass rendered him nutless and practically useless on dates
  11. Still Me
    PARRRRRTAAAAAYY...wait do you even work?
  12. Still Me
    really? I thought your goal was trying to learn how to suck your own dick
  13. Still Me
    there once was a woman named Jill who swallowed an exploding pill they found her vagina in North Carolina and her tits in a tree in brazil
  14. Still Me
    to the land of hazy giggles and a dreamless sleep
  15. Still Me
    dont chafe
  16. Still Me
    good luck
  17. Still Me
    men? Men in tights?
  18. Still Me
    ive been sip sippin....if I keep it up I'm gonna need a beer run
  19. Still Me
    Drunk? Drunk?....me too
  20. Still Me
    REBEL FOR LYFE ....I...regret....everything....
  21. Still Me
    my guess is something edible
  22. Still Me
    i make this chicken pepperoni Parmesan that's super easy and you can't fuck it up...you can even start with frozen breasts and it comes out good...like a set it forget it thing...you want?
  23. Still Me
    i prefer turkey burgers and turkey bacon...and I prefer chicken tacos to beef
  24. Still Me
    i only believe in beef meat loaf...I use onions, carrots, milk, ketchup, itialan seasoned breadcrumbs...and whenever LB requests it I stuff the meatloaf with Colby jack and cheddar cheese...
  25. Still Me
    i once made a spicy meatloaf...because I ran out of regular ketchup and had to use what a burgers spicy ketchup
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