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  1. Still Me
    #1 St Louis Missouri....I don't think I need to say more
  2. Still Me
    i don't get it either
  3. Still Me
    im full of steak
  4. Still Me
    thats a shame
  5. Still Me
    well we found one in our price range but It needed some serious work...kitchen needed to be redone...same with the bathrooms...that's too much money in one go...
  6. Still Me
    man that really sucks...I had this girl in college that was burned like that but from deep fryer grease
  7. Still Me
    still looking still saving...trying to find one that is move in ready...we really don't wanna have to do construction while living there
  8. Still Me
    now while we're in the process of buying a house
  9. Still Me
    i would fucking murder him...unless they pay him more than he gets now...cause we ain't takin no pay cut for bacon
  10. Still Me
    omg I can't even...every time we get groceries he's like "ok we need bread, cheese, bacon..."..."no, we don't need any god damned bacon"..."bitch, my money...we gettin bacon"...
  11. Still Me
    how many times do I have to tell you that I do not feel the want or need to validate you...I don't care what you think...so help yourself to whatever conclusions you want to draw so that you can sleep soundly in your bug infested bed
  12. Still Me
    i don't owe you shit
  13. Still Me
    i offered to make him breakfast today and he told me "no, we're running out of bacon"...WE HAVE 4 FUCKING POUNDS
  14. Still Me
    kinda...sorta
  15. Still Me
    its funny you think it's "pretend"
  16. Still Me
    we've been in a relationship for 5 years...we live together
  17. Still Me
    lupin_bebop[/member]
  18. Still Me
    i got it while I was cooking dinner...I spilled boiling water on me...wanna see it?
  19. Still Me
    and I have this blister...and LB keep screaming at me to leave it alone....but I need to...I NEED TO POP IT
  20. Still Me
    no thank you...I have standards and I would still find you unfuckable
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  22. Still Me
    a pirate who history relates was fighting some of his mates when he slipped on his cutlass rendered him nutless and practically useless on dates
  23. Still Me
    PARRRRRTAAAAAYY...wait do you even work?
  24. Still Me
    really? I thought your goal was trying to learn how to suck your own dick
  25. Still Me
    there once was a woman named Jill who swallowed an exploding pill they found her vagina in North Carolina and her tits in a tree in brazil
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