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Still Me

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  1. shiiiiiit....you don't have to tell me but I have to ask...how much is an average check for you?
  2. he doesn't like lots of things...I make homemade fried rice...he don't like fried rice...I make stuffed peppers...he don't like stuffed peppers...I make homemade chili....he don't like chili
  3. na dude na...don't turn this into competition...I'm negative $400
  4. i nibble all day..but I only eat one official meal a day...tonight is chicken enchiladas...or tacos...LB doesn't like enchilada sauce
  5. work it in with grocery shopping...
  6. thats cool...I can pop my jaw out of socket....which only adds to the theory that I'm an evil viperous bitch that can swallow a man whole....
  7. you ain't gotta do it...pay an Asian...lol
  8. honey.....men don't have "bitch face"...their just assholes....
  9. i believe the technical term is phantom butt
  10. :D >get the fuck out of my thread lol
  11. would get his ass beat by a female wrestler
  12. prune em...go get em waxed or threaded...get them shaped homie...you can't let that jem go to waste
  13. :D I don't think that's a feature...more like an ability
  14. likes to masterbate in a jar and sell it as mayonase
  15. i usually only wear jeans or jean shorts....and the temp has to be over 100 for me to wear a skirt
  16. ive a very visually expressive person...so I pride myself on my eyebrows...their on point...and I don't have to fill them in with any of that brow shit
  17. see the bus is believable...but you never had that car
  18. PATTI MAYONASE
  19. still have no idea what you're talking about...I didn't do shit so don't target me
  20. ohio > Kansas City
  21. #1 St Louis Missouri....I don't think I need to say more
  22. i don't get it either
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