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Still Me

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  1. ive seen your ass...it barely classifies as ass
  2. yeah I'll give you that one
  3. yeah but you can warm em up...their like Pyrex....that being said...they are supposed to be "shatter proof"...yet I have that fear of shatter
  4. awkward video is awkward...but you should do something fun with it...I colored mine every color in the rainbow
  5. hmm what?
  6. fair enough...just saying being under more than you get is worrisome...I was negative 4K once....for weeks I did not sleep and I kept breaking out in hives
  7. man...I'm a realistic rubber dong person but I've been eyeing them glass ones...I'm too skittish to commit to it
  8. and spoiled...don't let him fool ya...he ain't a hood boy...he didn't grow up on the "block"...his family had multiple businesses...he's a spoiled lil rich kid...
  9. hair? HAIR? Show to me plea
  10. shiiiiiit....you don't have to tell me but I have to ask...how much is an average check for you?
  11. he doesn't like lots of things...I make homemade fried rice...he don't like fried rice...I make stuffed peppers...he don't like stuffed peppers...I make homemade chili....he don't like chili
  12. na dude na...don't turn this into competition...I'm negative $400
  13. i nibble all day..but I only eat one official meal a day...tonight is chicken enchiladas...or tacos...LB doesn't like enchilada sauce
  14. work it in with grocery shopping...
  15. thats cool...I can pop my jaw out of socket....which only adds to the theory that I'm an evil viperous bitch that can swallow a man whole....
  16. you ain't gotta do it...pay an Asian...lol
  17. honey.....men don't have "bitch face"...their just assholes....
  18. i believe the technical term is phantom butt
  19. :D >get the fuck out of my thread lol
  20. would get his ass beat by a female wrestler
  21. prune em...go get em waxed or threaded...get them shaped homie...you can't let that jem go to waste
  22. :D I don't think that's a feature...more like an ability
  23. likes to masterbate in a jar and sell it as mayonase
  24. i usually only wear jeans or jean shorts....and the temp has to be over 100 for me to wear a skirt
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