Still Me

You eat while you shit....

Oh fuck me...I’ve heard that song and dance before....that’s how my mother ended up abandoned in Orlando and Las Vegas

....I did buy some wine........and a salad.....and hydrocortisone....shaping up to be a good night....should have gotten bubble bath

Yeah that can’t be good

It honestly goes away on it’s own...it’s happened once before...but as long as I don’t eat it I’m ok...

All thread blow...

Wait....got me some hydrocortisone....

Yeah and when I piss, I piss upwards...

Yeah...Sorry...no party for you today

Amoxicillin....well all cillins but that one is the worst....it’s my fault tho...I can mix the stuff but I can’t open the seal...cause the powder tend to fly....well everyone was busy and I thought....na I got this....and I was ok for a lil bit....then I started to itch...and someone said “omg what’s on your neck”....hives

cause I had an allergic reaction and was covered in hives.... im so itchy.....

3 years in culinary school has made me hate frosting.....good for you tho...have fun

Vacuuming my carpet for the first time since the flood

Aw man...what ever happened to them....they had some good songs....my favorite is all over you.... LAAAAY ME DOWN....

Yeah I thought it was pretty.... spin into pat....then just say fuck it, grab some beers, and watch other idiots lose it on the highway

It will come.....it will

This is not true...I deal with patients all the time that were born in the 30’s

and sleeting.....the trees are pretty tho....covered in ice....?

Oh well then that’s good....I still think regular switches would be better....or dimmer switches...DIMMER SWITCHES

Hey....he never requested brains....just lips, legs, breasts, and ass....between the ages of 21-30.....

What scares me is wiring that hasn’t been updated since then...that can’t be good...that also mean you have asbestos right?

Well that’s balls isn’t it

ZENI’S IN HIS COUSINS VAGINA!?!?.... i... i... i need to sleep.....

Is it your tax bracket?