Still Me

Aaaaah man...pootie tang is too much man

You need to learn to lie better then...say you only have 3 cats...but as long as the real number is divisible by three...it’s not technically a lie....right? summation...you need more catz

You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life

HAAAAAHAHAHAHA

KITTENS.......I want the dark orange one...and the brown/black one.....LB will kill me....

Neither am I....but I’m just browsing....

lol

It’s ok fine....dog shit....w/e...lol

Shuuush...let the buzzkill think it’s real...it’s amusing

I love double standards tho...guys talk to a female stripper and it’s like “hmm she takes of her clothes for money...and she might be a cheating hoe”... women talk to a male stripper and it’s like “hmm...sexy...take off your clothes lemme see dem abs...I have some change”... any women wanna back me up

Yeah but you fuckers are barely even people...y’all don’t count

We should make shut the fuck up buisness cards and hand them out

Everything is racist... yeah poop...why you gotta be brown...rascist ass asshole

get off your fucking cell phone...you’re loud, and no one wants to hear about the girl you brought home last night....k thx

I’ve lost weight...don’t know how much....but my clothes don’t fit right

Does this change how you feel about her then?

I don’t know...he’s been marinating in liquor and beer for a long time....may have softened him up...put him in tinfoil with some potatoes and onions...wrap it up..throw it on the grill

you disgust me

And check out the size of this oyster...it’s fucking HUGE

that looks like barf but tastes like heaven

Having sex...good old fashioned fuckin...for fun...so...being a slut...but implying that sex is power

It’s better than working all day, getting all gross and sweaty...and going to the local gas station to get me a big ass cervezas and paying for it with sweaty wet dollar bills

Yeah...it’s from that....light saber game....it’s like vr n shit

By sitting around in my pjs not doin a god damn thing

Here...enjoy....