Still Me

you can come with me!!! You can operate the helium tanks for the red balloons

well you know what they say right? The early bird catches the worm....I don’t recommend the worms...I had them last time and they were a bit dry....I think they’d gone stale....but the bird? The bird is delicious

I’d even pass out little SS Georgie boats to all the now homeless children

yeah I can’t decide what to have for breakfast either....but I’m also not looking to put on pants....and I have a strict pants policy in my kitchen... have i I ruined this thread yet? 😐

how about you? Did you know that naraku4656 was selling canoes?...you know...cause off all the flooding....see if I lived in the flood zone I’d get a canoe then go help stranded people dressed as penny wise the clown and say “hey, you need help?.....we all float down here” to be fair his money making scheme is probably because he’s become destitute...you know...with the 2 HOA fees he’s has to pay

yeah tell me about it, sometimes it’s just so hard to get a moment to ones self....well I mean....I get those all the time...but I’m sure it’s hard for you....with a kid and all so have you bought a canoe from naraku yet? Seems like a lucrative business...

oh I’m sorry what was that? You want to talk to me? I didn’t know you were that lonely....yeah my hand is cramping up I can devote some time to you.... so tell me....how’s mom?

at no point had I said I didn’t make those threads....I said ‘one less person making “look at me” threads’ but...I didn’t sleep all last night, working on tattoo for a friend....so forgive me...I didn’t realize that this was just a typical fuggs bait thread.... DUCES

fuggs you are one of THE most toxic, drama causing users here....and your advocating peace? That’s kinda a joke.... and no...the board is still boring if she here or she’s not....it’s just one less person making “look at me” threads

Name: Still Me Alises: Majin_Mayhem, TheHive Serial Number: Z4-82D-XXVI Organism Type: Non-human; species undetermined Tier: God Elemental Alignments: Plant, Earth, Water Weakness: Pie Motto: “there’s no such thing as fair or unfair in battle. There is only victory, or in your case, defeat.” Destructive capability: infinite

I’m not a man....this bullshit doesn’t apply to me

the point of no caption was because I knew you weren’t talking about aliens.... that was the joke 😐

oh and here I thought it was a normal thread, and I was willing to respond to your inquiries.....shame on me 😐

Aww I like sherks

And your dick is for mice... conundrum....

What? So all black people look like OJ? Racist piece of shit

Man they should really invent a way for ones pants to not fall down...to keep them tighter at the waist without tightening the hips or legs

Yeah...not like teaching was working out

The floor

Man that would be brutal....for every wretch...a little more poop comes out...the battle of do I shit my pants...or do I barf on my balls

with my white fish butter miso....

I didn’t wish death on you...if I did it would have been more direct and filled with details of your final moments

Exlax probably better...but then again it’s also considered poisoning