Still Me

Well LB needs to hurry up and buy me a house....

I need a freezer chest....

fuck nope....

they give us a pin each year...but at 5 year we start getting shit....my manager got samsonite suitcases at his 25 year

eat a maggot filled hotdog with aids ketchup

I’m coming up on my 5 year.....and I get a magazine I can pick something out of....but it’s all crap....except for the food processor.....I wants me that

Oh I never said that...lol I’m sick as fuck....just not throwing up

It was only once and in the car...I’m convinced it was virtigo

I’m sitting in the theatre for it now....but I go to one of those places that serve food....

I was once taking this medication for my carpal tunnel...and the bottle nor the doctor indicated that it needed to be taken with food (this was 8-10 years ago btw) and it caused my stomach to get upset...because it was eating my fucking stomach lining... imagine a frantic phone call to my father at 4 am screaming about throwing up blood...

Their are 21 breeds of cats....but I’m drawing all breeds of cats....

See I’ve never experienced that...I mean I’ve been food poisoned...but I never got the shits

I’ve experienced worse

I can’t eat strawberry shortcake because of that...

As for “sick”....I don’t think so?... i have no voice.....I may have a fever...but my chest is clear... and we were in the car...so I think it may have been virtigo...but eh...

Yeah I vote having the shits over re-tasting what was previously tasted....I mean it doesn’t even have the common decency to come back the way it went in...it mixes it all together....and that’s just no bueno

welp....I’m not going to work tomorrow... :/

Easy access to your balls

I will.... as I wear my blood like mad max face paint and destroy all male kind

I win.....cause boobs

stop being a victim

You don’t know good beer

did someone say with beer yet?.....cause the only true answer is with beer