RPM Jr.

Dane Cook. His comedy is...meh. (People either love him or hate him. My wife loves his comedy.)

'Sup? I'm supposedly racist because I don't agree with the majority of people who post in Rants and Editorials.

Cook a mouse while you're cooking a pot roast.

Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Ghostbusters II, Scrooged, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...You know, all the classics.

Make Seven Up Yours

Finally got Netflix to start watching it. Saw the first episode of the revival. LOVED IT! Currently watching the second one right now. Also, we're getting a season 12! Woot! (Well, season 2 of the revival.)

It should be the day after Thanksgiving.

I is there, son.

*looks at sig* I'm GeminiShamrock, dingus.

Yeah, that was a dick move on their part. They could've left some food for a couple people.

It was in my neck of the woods on Sept. 18th. (Katy is on the other side of Houston from where I live.) Crap. I wouldn't mind having a Pickle Rick lapel pin. However, I can probably get it myself.

Because not a lot of people like you.

While I don't wish death on anybody, I won't lose any sleep knowing the world no longer has to count Charles Manson among the living.

Probably wants you to study it for her.

No. Not gonna fall for it. Move along.

Yes, actually. But that's gonna change soon. I've been applying to several TV stations for work. I'm bound to get a job offer.

My wife and I still like it, too.

Rotating the board was always fun.

Oh. Well, sex with the bot is $150 an hour.

We all need a little Russian sex bot in our lives, when you think about it.

I miss watching that show. I just can't get into it with Aisha Tyler as the host. Drew Carey was better.

Somehow convince a Russian billionaire to invest money into creating the perfect Russian sex bot just for you. It'll totally work, dude!

Oh, so it's your fault. Go to time out, young man! Nah, we were having some fun posting random shit in here.

That sucks. That really does.The State is an ass.

I thought however you pronounce that Russian word cost $75? You must have a coupon I don't know about!