Clu

California is shook

I was in Adelaide in 2011. This girl Shayna could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Have you tried pissing in her butt?

Muh gurl

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Fuck your mom

@jackiemarie90 At least you can sleep on your stomach with your boobies. And... now... hear me out... You could be the president of the itty bitty...titty...committee. I'll see myself out now....

Zeni? Idk... I doubt it. The doc? Yes.

Step up

He ain't no zeni

You know you just set him off in an autistic rage

Ok.... But when does father Kelly come in and deep throat the last supper?

Buddy will grow up to sit at the head of all tables.

Had a convo with a fuddy duddy (older dude that is in sports medicine) and he was trying to convince me that youth sports today shouldn't have any sense of competition in them anymore but it should be all about fun. Until the age of 13. Wut? Like, I didn't need sports when I was growing up to know I wanted to be better than everyone. Kid does a wheelie? Fuck that I will do one longer and off a curb, fuck out of my way normie. I say, pit them all against each other and then I'll fight the other parents for the best of the best. Healthy competition is good.

I spread a pound of wild flower seeds out back. Set up my herb garden and changed all my filters in the house.

Relax bitch

I resent the fuck out of this.... I'm gonna give you my account info and you'll fucking lose your shit

Blackened*

The dongs.

All three episodes are good. Doesn't paint communism in a great light.