TrigunBebop

Why buy a $2000+ sex doll when you can get a 50 count bag of 16 inch Qualatex balloons for well under $20? That's 50 high quality sex toys for less than 1 percent the cost of one sex toy. I don't get it.

Sounds like someone needs to be fired ASAP.

Update: Discovered one kinda significant flaw with these balloons. They don't seem to last quite as long as other balloons once blown up. It hasn't even been a month yet, and some of them have already spontaneously popped due to oxidation (and the ones that haven't popped yet are already heavily oxidized.). The other balloons I've had tended to last at least 2-3 months once blown up and they didn't oxidize nearly as fast.

What if your "brownies" are bricks?

We already have one of those.

Balloons and what not

Just remember to remove the pennies from their rolls first. Whole rolls of pennies can do significant damage as projectiles.

Okay. How about get a few rolls of pennies and make it hail?

Cilantro tastes lemony and lemon tastes like soap.

Make it rain.

This is not how you shitpost.

In my headcanon Kirby's gender is balloon.

I'd be the guy who raids a bunch of party supply stores then hides out in a bunker for awhile.

I do that as well.

A better question would be "How do you fap your phone?".

I'm asschunk, not buttnugget.

You should look up vrchat. It's quite an experience...

And then you realize you're in VR Chat, so you nope the fuck out back into reality.

Well in that case I guess you won't be wanting any dessert then either.

But you won't grow up to be a big, strong Cau like mommy if you don't eat your vegetables.