TrigunBebop

I once tried to fap to someone licking whipped cream off a balloon, but I really wasn't feeling it. And then there was a video of a girl cutting a cheesecake on top of a 24 inch Qualatex balloon with a knife. Didn't care much for that one either. And there was also a video where a girl just cut up a bunch of uninflated balloons with scissors. Hated that one.

lust is truth

To be fair, that thread actually did have some basis in reality. I actually have gone on a few week long hardcore looning binges in the past. >.>;;

My heaven is a room full of balloons.

When a movie is boring and I don't wanna finish watching it, I just go do something else. If a movie can't hold my attention, then that means I really don't care what happens anyways.

KiLL iT WiTh FiRe

A thread about threads being sent to Dumpster Fires also being sent to Dumpster Fires would be mildly amusing.

What a coincidence. I'd fuck you and not him as well. We seem to have a lot in common. Wait, what? >.>;;

I feel like it still loses something when it no longer appears alongside the thread it was mocking.

A male can also give birth if they happen to be a seahorse.

Y'all are killin' my unfunny jokes. I has a sad now.

I see. So it takes aspects of reproduction/fertility and pushes them to the extreme. That's pretty neat, to be honest.

omg senpai noticed me!

That actually can be a good premise depending on where you go with it. Struggling with telling partners or feeling like you must hide it are both things that a lot of balloon fetishists can relate to.

That's the difference between me and zeni. My shtick actually has a basis in reality.

Now the "stuffing a balloon in one's clothes" thing is something I can totally relate to, just not for any reasons related to an inflation fetish. ... Cum inflation? What's that?

I don't really have an inflation fetish. I don't want to be a balloon. I just want to do extremely naughty things to balloons.

How's that balloon erotica coming along?

This had to have been one of my all-time weeks. I decided to get in on the post Valentine's Day balloon clearance action and I was rewarded greatly for it. I'm talking unbelievable sex with a whole bag of hot pink balloons each night for the last six days. I kept the action going for so long that every day I would end up waddling like a penguin to work because my legs were so weaaaakkkkk. I still have balloon scraps all over my body. ? Yeah really awesome. Oh and I blew up a real cutie at my job today, and I made it neck quite a bit even though it had a weakspot in it. I'm pretty sure it's gonna pop soon.

... You totally forgot that we officially changed it to Fuusen Friday, didn't you?

Room service followed by a relaxing bath.

How about just the tip of the tip?

A concave penor is still a penor.

You don't have to do that. Plenty of dudes have tits.

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