TrigunBebop

I don't know nothin' 'bout no double negatives. >_> <_<

Pocket monster always sounded like a euphemism to me.

I remember abusing the fuck out of my double kudos when I got them. I just had to kudo ALL THE THINGS. Fun times.

Doing pretty well. Because balloons and what not.

But used balloons don't really sell for much. Or sell at all, really.

Citrus oils and latex do NOT mix. Also, putting a previously inflated balloon in the dryer on low heat can refresh it a bit.

Nah. I'd rather have longer lasting balloons.

Looks like your hammer can give a good pounding. I mean what?

Well I happen to really like the taste of semen when it doesn't have those enzymes in it. Though I don't really dislike the taste of semen when it does have them. I mean what?

Nope. Just something I heard. >.>; <.<;

V_V

The kind that wields a giant axe. Or hammer.

Trust me, you don't even have to heat up Chinese balloons to get those fumes. They give those fumes off right out of the bag.

Fun fact: Pineapple juice and a healthy diet with lots of fruit = tasty semen

It better not be lemon seasoning.

I never let go of no balloons.

Then you'd be a monster

But I am a Jigglypuff! DUN DUN DUUUN!

Only if I found a better version of the gif shortly afterwards.

It'll just ruin the balloon. Microwaves get too hot too fast.

And, if you do it right, it results in a balloon that'll inflate far larger than normal (Though it'll be more unstable). It's pretty great if you like doing blow to pops (Unless you prefer your pops to be as loud as possible. Baked balloons have a muffled, weaker bang).

I, too, love putting hot balls in my mouth.

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