Well of course you're gonna be first... and second... and third... and so on. >.>
Unfortunately, I can't get on right now. Gotta go to bed soon. I have a shitload of things to do starting in like... 6 hours. -__-
Eh, most balloons that are marketed as being penis shaped don't really look like a proper dick.
Though you can totally make a dick with one of those twisting balloons that are used to make balloon animals.
Apparently nothing, since I get no suggestion box at all when I use the search bar.
Though I know for a fact that is wrong. I search the term "balloon" at least twice a month.