TrigunBebop

Hey you're drinking a balloon's favorite drink! pop >.>

Because people are stupid. Also, the boards have their own balloon smiley now.

Yes. If you have a latex allergy. Or if you're dumb enough to try to eat a balloon.

No, but I've been super lightheaded after blowing up a fuckton of balloons. Which was also trippy as fuck.

Awesome. Just make sure to avoid petting the belly.

See? She's already starting to normalize a bit. >.>

Probably something similar to that of Jared's from Subway.

What if I told you.... I was the balloon bandit? o_o

Or maybe... the balloon bandit took 'em!

It is to me D:

I know something happened to them. I just need to figure out what that was. o_o

Why didn't they mention that in the song then? It's an important part of the story, after all.

Where are the undocumented balloons? O__O

She''ll go back to normal after she finishes healing. Just make sure she doesn't do anything to irritate the surgery site.

At the beginning of the song, a bag of balloons is bought. Most normal balloons are packaged in multiples of 5 or in fractions of a gross. 99 is neither a multiple of 5 nor a fraction of a gross, so why are there only 99 red balloons? Shouldn't there be 100? Did they buy a 100 count bag and get shortchanged by 1 balloon? Did 1 balloon have a leak in it? Did one balloon pop during inflation? Hell, did they buy a gross bag of shitty balloons and wind up with 45 defective ones? What the hell happened to the extra balloon(s)? I need to know.

Yeah. They're a defective batch.

That is all

Futa time? Futa time.

No knows

Probably gonna get both Mega Man Legacy Collections and both Mega Man X Legacy Collections for the PC. I'm curious to see how they'll run on my toaster PC. Edit: They don't, which is funny since I can emulate every Mega Man and Mega Man X game no problem.

What an unbeweebable story.

SATIREDAY