This reminds me, I once considered starting a Brotherhood of the Traveling Balloon thing, but decided against it.
Mostly because I'm lazy, and I figured people might get creeped out by it.
I guess I'll use it to buy more balloons instead.
Now I just need to decide: 24 inch standard Tuf-Tex, 24 inch crystal Tuf-Tex, or 24 inch patriotic Tuf-Tex?
Decisions, decisions...