TrigunBebop

You'd be surprised at just how many looners discovered their fascination with balloons on their own birthday. Seriously. I've seen so many "How I Became A Looner" stories that more or less began with "So one time I was playing with the leftover balloons after one of my birthday parties...".

sosurfaise Wait... what?

I'm not fat. I'm overinflated.

In more ways than one

ok that one just blew my mind. lol "blew"

My favorite kind of egg is strawberry. And I prefer my fruit scrambled.

lol patents already exist for this.

I tried thinking before posting once. Didn't go well. Probably because I'm a total airhead.

unless you're a non-popper. Then they're just sex toys.

My dna test says I'm 100% natural latex. And that I'm helium quality and also biodegradable.

Wrong. I'm not thinking about sideboob. I'm thinking about inflatosideboob.

Everybody perv

My name is…

Trash cans and pretty much anything that is moist or wet.

We're all the same person. Also, cocks.

Mobile Suit Gundam Extreme Vs. Maxiboost On Might just be one of the best Gundam games ever.

Last time I made a change to my profile was over a year and a half ago. View count has gone up by nearly 12k since then.

I dread balloons. Especially really big ones. Yep. >_> <_<

Great minds think alike.

lol blow lol hard

haha poop

Because it's only fitting that I have an overinflated view count.

Sorry 'bout that.