That_One_Guy

Thanks love u bro

Hell naw #cigsandyoohoo And Imma take her car without permission all the time

Facts. I'll even wear old ass fitted caps and beaters.

I'd spend the rest of my life smoking cigarettes, drinking yoohoo, and playing Witcher. I just need one famous woman to make the mistake of having unprotected sex with me. Guess it's time to move to Cali 😎

Depends on what I have. For a stomach thing fuck yea. But if my throat hurts or some shit that's a big nope

Like I seriously just get too annoyed to want to live anymore. I'm so so on life when I'm healthy, but when I'm sick fuuuuuuuck that.

This isn't a conspiracy theory cause it actually happened, but I find it really creepy that there were four times the regular amount of put options on united airlines stock right before 9/11 Nobody can give me a logical explanation as to why it happened. And everytime I bring it up in conversation, nobody wants to talk about it.

There were like 12 of them and five refused to look at me 😂 The rest laughed at most of my shit but they were the most reserved laughs you've ever heard. Then there was this goofy bastard up front that wouldn't stfu the whole time I was up there. I got into it with him and we started getting aggressive with each other so I stopped cause I remembered I wanted to get paid and I can't be scrapping with this fool. My gig in the city was waaaaay better. Solid laughs throughout and an awesome venue. Doing comedy for a handful of hicks can suck.

Yeah it was brutal lol Somerset was trash. I got paid $80 to be ignored for 25 minutes Arcade was fun tho 😁

One in somerset PA and one in downtown pgh Who tryna fuck? 💪

Really hoping south Carolina can pull off the upset. I hate Georgia

Nah that's not even the best part. He was running late he said "hang on bro I gotta clap cheeks then I'll be over" I was like "cool I'll see you in 30 seconds" Exposed this man IRL too. Serving up electronic and real life Ls😂

Lmao nah we'll probably play again. It's just funny cause he was talking crazy. Saying shit like "why you duckin me" "you don't want this smoke" "I'll expose you with the browns" So I calmy said. My house, 1030 come get that ass beat And he did. End of. I don't start nothing but I do finish it 💪

First time he got me cause I never played madden 20. Then I figured out how to shut his ass down and won the next two games. You run up you get done up

Were you perseus?

Those are fuckin fly

Shit you should been known not to do that. Everybody here know I'm 🗑️

Gotta admit that was a very low key but effective troll

i've been shot at

It's a word that's native to pittsburgh. Drunk assholes use it at bars when talking about the steelers (or Stillers as they tend to pronounce it). It's some weird ass version of y'all. I've only ever heard it in rural PA or in parts of Pittsburgh, but to see it here is like GAAHHHH I CAN'T ESCAPE IT!

Excuse me "YINZ"? YINZ?! FUCKING YINZ???!?!!?!?!?! WHY?

I got turned down by so many sitcoms I'm literally boycotting TV until they put me on, and when a show I auditioned for get's cancelled I'm like "Yeah take that bitch!" I have a problem

It went great! We had an awesome time!

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