That_One_Guy

My white one is named Hedwig Von Catenstein. He never meows. He only chirps. He also sprints around the house for no reason while knocking stuff over

I squeeze until my cat violently chirps at me

I WANT TO SQUEEZE! CUTE!

They look adorable! And ya know.... Normal sized

Looks pretty damn legit

Fucking bars

But I love him

I love him and he's just meh towards me

THIS ONE WON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME!!!

IF HE LOVES ME SO MUCH WHY DOES HE SCRATCH ME AND JUMP ON MY STOMACH WHEN I'M SLEEPING?!

HE WEIGHS 20 POUNDS!

HE RAN OFF WITH MY SANDWICH! I LEFT THE ROOM FOR FIVE MINUTES AND HIS FACE WAS BURIED ON IT!

HE DOESN'T LOVE ME! HE ONLY LOVES FOOD

THAT MEANS HE'S A DAMN GRUMP THAT EATS AND SLEEPS ALL DAY. HE HATES HIS DADA

HE SCRATCHED ME!

I feel like I could rock Tom Brady. He's big but he's soft. And tbh he's only like two inches taller than me. Side note: one time in a fb group I talked shit on John Parker Wilson and some dude that works with him threatened to show him my post and I was LIKE PLEASE SHOW HIM! LOL oh no big bad John parker Wilson is gonna kick my ass. I would love for him to try. It would legit be amusing to watch his little pretty ass try to be aggressive.

How about that Wisconsin upset? Also look at Troy beating Nebraska!

Lol no he's being grumpy.

I haven't watched wrestling since Stone Cold and The Rock. I miss the attitude Era.

Fucking slizzard bro

Lol he sleeps non stop. Spoiled ass cat

. We've sucked ever since the bounty gate bullshit.

1. My Saints just might win finally! 2. The Steelers are trashhhhhh

Lol we ended up winning 62-7. Our third string qb got to play. I'm super bummed that OSU won. I hate the Suckeyes lol