That_One_Guy

thats what the ladies do when they see my cawk

dude idk about that...he's in shape lol

you are right. I've heard plenty of those. I think the trick is to put your own unique spin on it. Sooooooo many things have already been done

I did bro. Which is why I'll win. I've got lots of experiance. I taught Marie I thing or two

You're wrong bro. I'm 40. This chick wants the old bull. Not the young calf bro.

Hey bb I've fallen but I can totally get up

Bro Marie loves this 40 year old wrinkle stick

True love at its finest

Hell yeah I got writers block and shit

Thank you! Damn yall are inspiring my ass!

I actually already have some scary movie material but more definitely doesn't hurt

Hey bb asl?

I was actually thinking about writing about that earlier today. I really think that could be solid.

I dig all of those, but I don't do politics.

That's a challenge. I dig it.

Do any of you want to give me topics to write stand up comedy about? I think it'd be cool if yall gave me some good premises that I could work into bits. Or don't. You could just tell me to fuck off.

BRO CALM DOWN!

It piss

SHHHHH I don't want to get my ass kicked!

UPDATE HOLY shit! My headliner and one of the other comics that was on the show got into a huge fight in the show group chat that I set up. Like it was the most awkward thing I've ever seen. I really feel like shit about the show last night, but now I feel exponentially worse. I feel like I failed as a host as well as a booker. My performance was sub par. I was just off, but for this shit show to happen afterwards is just insult to injury. Fuck my life.

Exactly he HAD.

Idk bro all I know is I found his chick on Christian mingle and I christened that ass

Bro please! I had to do it!