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That_One_Guy

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  1. That_One_Guy
    Are you afraid of big dick?
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    Who's gonna start it tho?
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    It's crazy to think that self awareness is literally the only thing we have on animals
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    Will this new human have several genitals?
  5. That_One_Guy
    I love the smell of sobering reality
  6. That_One_Guy
    Why you no worry about the inevitable?
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    Cool I'll be dead before shit goes down.
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    Oh yes you do 😏
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    Scary af bro
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    This actually happens in more places than it doesn't
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    Like in how long? 20 years?
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    You wanna lick me?
  13. That_One_Guy
    HUH?!
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    I just kinda stood there and wasn't sure if I should lol. But ultimately I didn't and I got to keep the money. It was REALLY awkward tho 🤑
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    This post alone made joining this forum worth it.
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    Lol yeah we're spoiled in Pittsburgh. There were 5 tonight. If you hit every mic there is every night you can get up 12 times or so.
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    I actually killed at the next two spots I hit so it wasn't all bad. Lol they just really weren't fuckin with me
  18. That_One_Guy
    So I was at an open mic eating shit tonight. Everyone was ignoring me until I said "I'll take my clothes off for $5" then some dude literally threw it at me. On the bad side i was bombing, but on the upside I was paid to do it bitch!
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    I only do it when I'm in a frantic mood bro
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    Wow these are pretty damn good!
  22. That_One_Guy
    I say "God mother fucking dammit" I also say "you know what I mean" and "you feel me?" and "that's what's up" and "fuck outta here" I sound annoying af 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    Or "Hey I don't use that word to mean black people. It could be anybody" "I'm not racist! I know 2 black people" Or my personal favorite "it's 2018 I can say it"
  24. That_One_Guy
    Cute!
  25. That_One_Guy
    Lol you want that lizard ass bro. I'd also smash that crazy chick from the companions. And Serena.
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