That_One_Guy

Dude that sounds fucking rank mate

I'm the complete opposite. But then again I'm full blown Mexican. My people aren't bred for cold.

His mouths full so he can't talk. Can I take a message?

Do you enjoy pain? This is some kinky shit.

Oh yeah bb blow me all the way up

I have so much to learn I'm a rookie loon

RPGs are great for getting over embarrassing sexual episodes

Normal kind but I'm open to the other one you mentioned

Dude I'm sorry. Like really I am but we need to know the rest

My favorite loon porn is when the female pleasures herself on a balloon

Bro how did it end? I need to know

Good for you for not taking that bait. Go Hulu and do you with that other chick

This guy and this girl. I think they were like German. Anyway they had like 17k people watching at the time and the dude had stage fright. This smoking hot chick was slobbing him down and he couldn't get hard. So 17000+ dudes start talking shit about him which only made it worse. The chick even rolled her eyes and facepalmed. Well let me tell you that dude said some shit in German and started beating the ever loving shit out of his dick. There was foreskin and balls flying everywhere. I mean all you heard was SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP. He has to have carpel tunnel. He was bound and determined to wake his dick up. Anyway, after 5 minutes of the most savage fapping I've ever witnessed he finished, and his dick was beet red. And he moaned Meeeeeesaaaaa which must be some German shit. Idk. Just thought I'd share this. Dude he beat his dick stupid Lol

I've joined the dark side. I'm a loon

You make those cheeks clap bro? Video?

Best post ever

You can bro. Don't be down in dumps

I'll show this to my mom

I think you'll score some serious tang tonight.

They're gonna use you like a maxi pad

Go on a tinder bender mate

Getting my pole swole

YU

Getting me beef stroganoffed

I'm trying to get my 2 inch baby carrot wet like waterfall 🥕