That_One_Guy

You lost me at the last part 😂

I assume everyone on the internet is a male by default. Sorry bro

Fer shure bro!

So I've seen this guy around before but I never actually watched his set before tonight. A little back story: this dude is always loud and super hyper. A lot of times he's wearing the most random shit. One time he was wearing a full cobra kai outfit with the headband and everything. Also he talks at you. Having a conversation with this guy is basically just him vomiting his delusions at you at break neck speeds as you try to politely nod his crazy ass away from you. Tonight this dude was wearing a three piece suit and two big ass watches that he would constantly reference to anyone he cornered into a conversation. He comes up to me and starts saying shit like "I'M GOING PLACES WITH THIS SHIT! GOING PLACES MAN! I'M FUCKIN GOIN PLACES! HEY I'LL TAKE YOU WITH ME! I COULD BUY AND SELL EVERYONE IN HERE! YEAH! STRAIGHT TO THE TOP! NEW YORK AND LA! TWO WEEKS TOPS AND I'M ON MY WAY!" I really wish I was making this up. Anyways, he asks me to film his set. I agree since I wanted to stay to watch him out of morbid curiosity. As soon as he gets on stage the first thing he does is point at the two only women in attendance and say "Hey bitches! You shouldn't be allowed to read, write, or vote!" that is a direct quote. Again, wish I could make this shit up. The rest of his set was sentence fragments and his delusions screamed at the top of his lungs. I trolled him by filming like a jackass. I moved the camera around erratically and filmed his shoes for like two minutes. Lol good luck getting booked with that tape, assclown. So he finishes his set. The host lights him and he says "FUCK YOUR LIGHT AND FUCK ALL OF YOU! I'M BRINGING UP THE NEXT COMIC!" He then awkwardly brought up the next comic whos name he didn't even know. I gave him his phone and got the fuck out of there. Another story about him was when he did his set after the mic was over. The host was literally putting away the equipment, and he was still up there screaming his set with no microphone like a complete ass. Then he got on top of a fucking table and the bartender told him to get down. Everything I just told you is 100% real, and I sincerely wish it wasn't because Jesus fuck. tl;dr? Cock UPDATE! Here's video of him from a few weeks ago. Idk if he's posted the video from last night

I sorry

Nobody plans to bro

Cmon bro a little gay won't hurt

Fuck no bb

You bb. Show ass bb

Love ya bitch

Just busting balls

He's so fucking cool

@Vela thank you! These ideas are dope

Isn't hot nerdy guy an oxymoron

When I see that shit I wanna be like Damn....shut the fuck up

Anyone have tips for doing the chainsaw arm?

Lmao apparently. This isn't even my thread anymore haha

Damn, did your head hurt?

Just quick fuck bro

Thank you. Cause that was a really good line

You wanna fuck? I'm 10 inch latex bb

Nope, I'm saving that one Btw I'm using your murder weapon disposal line. Hope you don't mind lol

Yes. I am nowhere near good enough to do stand up for a living and I probably wont be for at least several more years. Likely much more lol. I do commercial and print acting primarily. I also do odd jobs here and there. Landscaping, helping people move. I'm good with manual labor, but I make most of my money from commercials and corporate training videos.

Nope. That's hack shit...on a serious note I would love to find a way to put that in joke form. That would be a very unique premise

considering you do music you're already more talented than me lol. But yes you are 100% correct. It's crazy, but the smallest word change can make or break a joke. I've had jokes that bombed and then I change a single word or phrasing and the joke kills. Any performance art is all about trial and error. You also have to be brutally honest with yourself when analyzing your performance. It's gotta be way harder with music though. Comedy is just putting words in a funny order. Music is putting them in a pretty order and making that shit sound beautiful lol