InsaneFox

Like professional wrasslin or backyard style rasalin?

Yay! Miserable buddies!

Fly to London?

I should have known it. My schedule has just been confused with a lot of random social shit sprinkled between work hours.

I have a mastery of the English Language. And by that I am its master and therefore any way I say things is now the correct way.

Burn it down. Then.

At least you’re getting paid? HashbrownOptimism!

Is that a euphemism? Or are you bringing toy cars over?

I could jackbox after my group’s pathfinder game at 10 est. Tomorrow, if that’s what we’re doing.

I’m going to stay home and be miserable.

There needs to be an eggplant react.

I've never earnestly tried online dating. The longest relationship I've ever had DID come from the boards though (sad I know), but I don't think that's quite the same.

I have a decent chunk, but I'm gaining weight currently.

Is swiping left the good one or the bad one? I never remember.

Currently murdering and skinning turtles in WoW Classic until my friends get home to go to the Arcade for their big taco event tonight!

4 isn't nothing. You in a race or something?

There's nothing pure about those little fucking petty, demonic crotch goblins. (Will probably never have kids.)

My nephew, when he was like 2. Would hold up his index finger at cars and say "Bee"!!! We had no idea for about several months that he was actually flipping them off and saying 'bitch!" Kids are savages.

I don’t flirt. I just overthink the whole dynamic between the two of us, make a list of reasons why it probably wouldn’t work out. And then move on. Romance!

I want a hammock...

We put “Free Candy” on the side of my friend’s van in tape, let it sit for a minute, and then peeled it off. And later that day the dirt collected just enough to be noticed. Never told him who did it when he spotted it a few days later.

*judges you in Republican*

I’m too stupid to figure that out. Synopsis: There’s a little old man, discount monopoly dog in a tuxedo, and I briefly sing to him.

Currently feeling nauseous from the antibiotics and other shit while I’m at work. Super exciting.

Keeping that one in the pocket for some innocent retail terrorism.