Poof

Running out of time

Choose

Nope

good morning. you are doing it. you are living. you are being. you are doing the work of being alive. you contain all the experience of your past and all the potential of your future. you are here and you are now and you are you. good work. good luck. good morning.

Sperm

You can be really absorbed by school like a subculture.

If it works there’s gotta be a way

Yea

What if that’s the precise timeline you need to avoid at all costs?

Thatll show jesus

Yea it never bothers me as long as they don’t bring any diseases back.

No one told me it was gonna be this way.

Time to go shopping for a replacement

Thank you chandler

What did I do to deserve this?

Something needs to be done for sure.

I’ve been working very hard and I deserve a new toy anyway

I know it’s stupid

he was single

Problematic

I’d like to formally accept the challenge in your open letter post “All you people that think I’m racist” I would like to visit you and together visit some black neighborhoods.

Fuck u

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As long as you’re hydrated it only starts getting dangerous after 3 weeks.