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Hey guys these people get shoved down your throat all the time. Come to an inconvenient location to see them. #fakesince2005 #AEG

Hey guys these people get shoved down your throat all the time. Come to an inconvenient location to see them. #fakesince2005 #AEG

Me and kim kardashian share a birthday. What does this mean?

yea it is but that guy was a douche

most of my dreams are gruesome nightmares. its not automatically good if u show up there anyway

i brought 22 blunts in a carry on once

maybe. its just a song. & i got the lyrics wrong. do u remember when i posted that i swore i saw you at a walmart once? that kinda counts

i use butt wipes & traditional

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii saaaaaaaaaaaw yoooooooooooou i walked w/u once upooooon a dreeeeeeam

im gonna mutate as god intended

health savings accounts are jokes

itll be fine theyll have sliding scales, payment plans, and health savings accounts if youre poor youll be fine!

i get shot, stabbed, eaten, crushed, fall to death, or otherwise killed a lot in dreams. a lot of the time i fight back like in this one tho

i think thats the plan and personally i think its a pretty good plan. what other option do they have? its either that or waterworld cities and that movie sucked

theyll never know we're high as we inflate an air mattress and proceed to camp out in the middle of an aquarium

id love it but its a bit gaudy

well its in the maldives so whoever cleans that place up is probably more or less a slave

ahhhhhhhh i didnt even think of sealab whats wrong w/me!!

we,'ll vape fruity flavored stuff

or we could go get high in the aquarium w/an air mattress until we get kicked out for like $10

yea definitely not worth it. what a little dweeb

to me they can be fun to look back on but theyre always really scary for me while theyre happening. especially the crocodile ones... ughh

oh oops i still havent seen the departed so i thought u meant to kill someone haha. i dont even know what to say about those guys in your fight. idiots. it shouldve been humiliating for him to hit you in the back then have his friends hold u back before you could do anything.