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Poof

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  1. a few nights ago i had a dream i was in a ww2 dogfight. i went down in the water but survived and made it to a shore
  2. the lady doth protest too much methinks
  3. the militant ways and weird views on biology yea def a product of shutting in but there have always been guys like this. back when i was in highschool i asked this guy who i knew was a virgin why he turned this girl down. he said "because she's fat" he was literally fatter than her. by a lot not a little. like wtf??
  4. ooooooo what a knee slapper u little dickins!
  5. he did and he became a balloon but then frylock popped him i know history
  6. i get you. a lot of those "incels" piss me off bc theyre not even involuntarily virgins they just think theyre entitled to super hot girls and call girls who are actually in their league ugly or fat or something else really mean. it's like no thats the female version of you and you need to either take care of yourself better or stop dreaming and be nice to her.
  7. Tandwitch it smells like witch hazel, indoor tanning lotion, cheap sex toy rubber, ammonia free hair dye, and freshly bought clothes from spencer's and hot topic. it costs a bunch
  8. And im even italian 🍕
  9. what did you see on his screen? what do you mean do something about him? what do you mean set the junkies on em? what do you mean?????
  10. typical midwest. not chicago style tho
  11. a gun, machete, hatchet, duct tape, and tarp, and intent to fuck a 14 y/o and bail was only $50k??
  12. well hmmm i dont mind that
  13. thats right. i lurvy bloody marys
  14. Poof

    RIP POOF

    i just didnt sleep for like 60 hours. i fell asleep after i got home and woke up about half an hour ago
  15. Poof

    RIP POOF

    i don't have an extra set of teeth lol
  16. Of course I figured there was some details as to why. I just wanted to say
  17. You can call the police if you're homeless. It's still their job to protect you. Idk the details maybe you had other reasons but that doesnt matter i dont need to know. I just want you to know you still count even when you're homeless.
  18. Poof

    RIP POOF

    They didn't drill me today. That'll be next week. I got a cleaning and fluoride which is way different than it was 10 years ago. The hygienist was super impressed w/how clean my teeth were for not going to the dentist in over 10 years. I got to see the stuff in my face on the xray too. Pretty cool. It's like a zig zag
  19. who played that gam?
  20. Boo! I like putting it on a cooking burger
  21. Boo! No pills? Boooooo I dont get my filling today either. Boo!
  22. when i return i might be alil pillsy. mayb. hopefully. not for the drugs. just so it all went well
  23. Nobody reads threads or believes me
  24. My most recent hormone doctor is very comforting about estrogen and blood clots and avoiding them. Everytime he tells me "don't mess around. The first symptom of a blood clot can be death" and im like "gotcha doc if i have any death ill let u know"
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