Poof

it must be. how else are you going to pay for your child porn?

yup and ppl used to make them into toothpicks a "raccoon dick pick"

there was no need to do that. condoms break a lot. usually just bc u have it on funny. just pull out as soon as u feel the snap

Eleventy thousand

in a rainstorm at a dealership in a for sale car that happened to be unlocked

What counts as today?

Robin Williams

i have 6 grandparents and theyre all dead

Do you still live with them?

she's the kind of girl that devils or ea would offer me 2k or 3k to fuck

It's a publicity stunt for a movie

the act of killing

I have it. I don't play it. I just don't like it. I tried getting into it again after battle royale mode came out. I still just dont like it. I havent played pubg yet but i feel like everyone is currently lost in the novelty of battle royale and pretty soon will realize that its actually a really boring game mode. Lately ive been all about state of decay 2 despite its incredible amount of flaws

hah

You're not. Ever since trump said it in the debates I've just really enjoyed just saying "Wrong" to people as my entire rebuttal.

Thanks

Oh i wouldnt be so sure. Theres always something bad just around the corner waiting to happen to me. Im so tired of trying and making progress just to get kicked back down the stairs. So idc. Tetanus, death, infection, amputation, w/e idc. Lets do this.

Yea after this idk. I always thought my technique was foolproof. Idk...

Wrong !

Au revoir cau

Im rolling the dice on tetanus. I dont have my shots. This could be my undoing

I would expect u to

Nah i just held til it stopped bleeding then bleached it, covered in iodine, neosporin, bandaids, and tape.

Bf tried to bandage me up right away but there was too much blood. I could stop it completely w/pressure but i had to do it for like 7 hours before I could let go w/no bleeding. I changed the bandage today and its closed up really nicely actually. I think all the skin is still alive. I dont think itll scar much even if it does who cares im already covered in them.