Poof

they come and go

and the republicans replied "We do. Welcome brother!" and i'm only half being facetious

no today was a nothing day

stay outta this you

ohhhhhh ok yea thats right i get it you don't like shemale porn

mine holds about 24 oz

i still might. i always forget to order balloons

i thought she already went awhile ago?

never to be heard of again

what if the needle pops me?

seriously tho i think sometimes ppl do it bc u are important to them like this scenario theyre in the middle of something really important they see u sent a message they worry it might be urgent and they dont wanna leave u hanging but then they see youre just fucking around and they go back to what theyre doing but later when they have time theyll fuck around w/u if u werent important they wouldnt even bother looking away from the activity to read your message in the first place idk it just depends if they ever get back to you or not just context in general really

only if you agree to stop reading sponges fan fictions

i only have money for ice cream

*reads*

I dont have that kind of money

Unfortunately

im millionair and i own a yacht

Well stop being an incessant buttplug

spider lovin

cart.. how many penises do u think i have?

i wouldnt get one even if i wasn't allergic. i always thought it was gross that they get in the litter box then get out and walk all over you. i probably have the cat parasites already since we always had 1 or 2 when i was growing up

dammmit im naked. there's no way i'll catch it. theres never been an ice cream truck here before! i need to be ready next time

it's contaminated now. i'm allergic to cats.

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