Poof

if u did acid why arent u cooler?

what counts as a bender?

in my head i always called him benjamin

theres nothing but stupid food here that i didnt buy fucking green beans when have i ever eaten green beans??? frozen veggies are shit garbage i wont eat them anymore i wont! fuck how can u not pick up milk? i make money u pick up milk thats the deal wheres the fucking milk

i was thinking how have u never seen jurassic park?

leave this thread right now and go watch a jeff goldblum movie

take a remedial class. my bf. not jeff goldblum.

he was a real alpha

hes only 6 years older than the oldest guy i dated

everything he says fills me with joy

whered my hands go?

LMAOOOOO SENOR CARDGAGE

RIP

I rested today bc ive been working out a lot and I feel overexerted.

Fishes gotta eat

Im not sure they do and if they do their rates are unreasonable

bc fish get shit done

wow! i wish I had hourglass hips like that

piccs

again honesty is the best policy

cryptids are pretty big rn

Honesty is the best policy

Somehow that one might get the most follow thru

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Classic choice