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Poof

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  1. Cut da mullet!
  2. I'm in cleveland now. Going to visit parents. I've traveled with the rain
  3. Yea it is now actually. This thread has become a farce
  4. Guys just want to piss on everything
  5. My hero
  6. It will follow me the rest of my life It will become a part of my existence And it will keep raining And raining And raining And raining And RAINING Until I am finally washed away out to the sea from whence I came
  7. If only I were to be so lucky
  8. At least its not raining
  9. Poof

    scary storm

    i really do want alligators or even crocodiles. but i know it would be a self fulfilling destiny of me getting eaten.
  10. yea pretty much
  11. give smoke a chance
  12. Poof

    scary storm

    they can do some damage i hear
  13. got a call around midnight from a number i don't know. "Hello" "ha ha ha ha haaaaaa" they hang up I'm about to text them back saying I missed the joke when they text me then i sent her a screencap of my account page showing my name affiliated to the number (fake last name since this is technically one of my burner phones but did say michelle) and she shut up it freaked me out at first bc she said backpage bitch. i don't use backpage but guys send me alot of money so it wouldnt be too far fetched for a angry lady to be after me. but she clearly thinks im actually her guy i wanna know who Smoke is
  14. Poof

    scary storm

    thank you muchly you're a good internet friend
  15. Poof

    scary storm

    if im not heard from again tell the piranhas and the baby aliigators that i love them very much
  16. well if it comes to putting him down, you should try neutering first. he could be doing it in front u bc hes feeling territorial to the humans too
  17. is he fixed? they usually stop after getting fixed. all that foolish territorial pissing comes from his 2 bits and thats probably what it is hes pissing to be territorial bc like you said the cats dont get along
  18. Poof

    scary storm

    the solution to everything
  19. Poof

    scary storm

    is there a joke about how it sounds like misery?
  20. Poof

    scary storm

    i forget thats even a place all the time
  21. Poof

    scary storm

    its not time
  22. Poof

    scary storm

    im going south too. why am i forsaken
  23. Poof

    scary storm

    it wont stop. it's storming again. fuck this storm
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