Poof

I'm missing a house

I don't even have a mortgage

It went ok. I knew it would be a gamble. There's a lot of waiting in line at theme parks. A lot of conversational time. It could've gotten awkward, but I'm good at talking on and on. All those years of camming. We had a genuinely good time tho I think. And he kept to the original agreement and didn't bring up sex or insinuate that. Like I was worried he'd demand it or something

Yes

You got me there. I did get paid $500 to go to cedar point w/a fan. No bathroom bjs tho no sex no hotels no nuthin. Meet & part ways at the park entrance

I don't think proctologists do enemas. I think it's below their pay grade. I have had lots of professionals give me a butt blast. That's how I had a green tea one. Sometimes before hardcore scenes I'd make an appointment for one. It's less tiring than doing it myself.

I've had one before

You're fine

Shouldve known

Pretty nifty

Okay

Keep elaborating

I paint and thats pretty much the extent of my arts and crafts department

It's my final offer

You have a degree.

Elaborate

After zombies. I'm going to kill zombies in a min

Snapchat is the worst social media app. I only go on it to communicate w/fans who are too chicken shit to talk to me on other platforms. Too bad for them snapchat still records everything you say on the app if law enforcement ever wants you. And I have a sceenshot app that doesn't tip off the other user that I took a screenshot. I tell them all the same thing. If you want me to never remember you and never develop a shred of meaning to our relationship, use snapchat to talk to me. Because I won't remember you since it deletes everything. And it's pathetic how grow men act like children on there just bc they fall into the snapchat vibe

why the fuck would you want my fetlife when you have my uemb account??? seriously

people like to give comedians stuff. especially random stuff they just have on them. usually it's something related to one of your jokes, but sometimes just completely random

it's wednesday now. did your dildos ever arrive?

they already are. idk if the fanbase would even notice.

I pay for things. I give my money. It's not novelty

ice cream wouldn't be bad really