Poof

Supposedly every tweet gets recorded into the library of congress. So any dumb shit you tweeted out no matter how many followers you had and even if you deleted it in like 2 seconds it’s fair game for future data archeologists

You have to be future crucified for that tho

Bitch tried to run me over so I threw my starbucks at her car. she missed but I didn’t

Nobody wants to make it to 20 years

You weren’t the wrong person, go to her

I was thinking more along the lines of our posts being recovered in 2000 years and maybe one of them is really important like the Alexamenos Jesus one which is just like an ancient shitpost but it’s somehow our oldest pic of Jesus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_graffiti

pothead

another pitfall. I lost momentum bc I got distracted so I didnt finish my ramen or the apple half the coffee is even still there...

its the only meal i have everyday for sure the others are expendable

without waking and baking it's impossible I'll throw up unless it's candy then I have to eat the fish first it could be hard or impossible if it doesnt go first then the ramen noodles or equivalent, today it's ramen noodles. It could also be sort of porridge or cereal THEN coffee. If I have coffee first, even if after weed, it's all impossible and i might not eat til who knows when

nah

So Mix, how long have you been in law enforcement?

the edible from last night, fuck

The Westing Game

If nobody is gonna say what happened idgaf

Bitches

Yes, I’d like a coffee, black as midnight on a moonless night, and fried chicken, dry as Ben Shapiro’s wife on a Friday night.

All I know it’s soggy

Popeyes is best

Yea u probably saw a ghost dog

KenSUCKY fried chicken is soggy and gross. All the people keeping them in business and driving out the good chains you know who you are