Poof

a fan called me evil and unhinged today

I'm not exaggerating when I say I haven't done anything cool since march Getting BBC in iowa, maybe borderline cool, but it was essentially just life support for my sex life which has been in a coma since the rona-19 fell upon us other than that it's just eating too much popcorn while I watch star trek voyager, working out, and cleaning my parents' house out of sheer boredom (they think I'm being considerate [I'm not considerate!]) I wonder now if I was ever "cool" at all even

i need food too and this place is hell so nothing good gonna be open

kinda how i feel right now but not bc spiders

wrong

they dont look so tough

it's ahkay theyre itty bitty

ehhhhhhh i unno

yea eat those clicker beetles

I didn't tell you but I wasn't actually on the pill... they're yours!

my fan tends to blow these little flies in thru the screen all the time. they might be the perfect meal for a growing spider

I don't think I'll kill any on purpose until they at least get a chance to grow

Those things have been running around the house lately too. I saw one today

My son will be 11 this november

I unno they're just little itties bitties right now. I'm not disturbed at all

Soon I'll be kicking it in ultra luxury at the country club on acid and adderall This is a bad idea But what must be done will be done

They're just all around. I've noticed like 6 so far today. Idk if there's gonna be an infestation when they grow up

goddamn covid i hate it

No. I commit whatever crimes I commit for reasons relevant to my own life. Nobody knows how significant we are or not. If they say they do, they're foolish or a liar. Size and duration alone are no indication.

K

Must be nice

Stop sticking dicks in it

I never knew ppl did so much w/pillows and legs. Just head and hugs here

Tell me

Yea I hug a pillow when I'm on my side. If I'm on my stomach, I sorta hug the pillow I'm laying on. I nuzzle it kinda. I think it makes me feel like I'm falling asleep on a boyfriend. Which I don't have right now Just imagine if it wasn't a skydiver, but a meteorite