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Elfie, please shut the hell up.

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That was back in 2010, it was a different time then.

I'm just gonna deal with 3-gatsu season 2 this season. Maybe check out Dies Irae if I get some free time in my already cramped watching schedule.

Probably the fact it was, well, just a shark. On a related note, someone on 4chan asked why the DB Super was TV-14. One guy said fart jokes (which is Y7 bordering on PG) and another said nipples (which I can buy), but I knew part of it was thanks to the porno mag Bulma confiscated from Roshi. Monaka talking about his puffy nips just tipped the scale.

That’s why it’s called “Dark” Blue Moon. From what I know of Japanese, it looks like he wrote “I don’t want to die”. Aaaaaaand I’m here before Angel. Must be her birthday again. DRAGONBALL SUPER I never knew I needed to see Mr. Popo and Little Green playing tennis. NAOKI TATE SAKUGA SPOTTED. Oh hey, their gloves have Whis’s mark too. “You sound like a child.” Well, that’s what Goku basically is. I always found something odd about everyone speaking in unison all cheerfully like that. That “hexahedron” looks an awful lot like a regular box (albeit with walls you can phase through) to me. LN TITLE OF THE WEEK: The King is a Tentacle Monster! I assume “summoning the dragon” means he was taking a dump. Wow, more scatological humor this episode than I expected. (I didn’t even know Buu could fart regularly.) Monaka looks just as I expected him to from the promotional material. Just look at his nipples… LOOK AT THEM! Oh goddammit Goku. Mmm, barbeque. I don’t know what’s odder: 18 eating with a smile on her face, or her eating in general. Piccolo having his own plate is rather curious too. [“Also Sprach Zarathustra” plays in the background.] “They really are Dragonball Super!” Really, Goku? Really? He might also be kind of a dick, but the Pop-Tarts iguana is much more preferable to that goddamn poodle. The most impressive thing about the Super Dragon Balls is that it’s like looking at an extreme close-up of the regular Dragon Balls, or even Namek’s set. In short, it was Vados who made it, not Champa. The bleachers were alright, but the new design is much better. BURRRRRRRRN. Oh hey, it’s the Supreme Kai. If not for last week’s two weeks ago’s Kai, I’d have actually been surprised that Kibito’s there too. (Also, wasn’t Supreme Kai older last time we saw him?) So they fused. Well, that answers my previous question quite nicely. It’s a long story that you’ll be able to watch every Saturday at 11:30 (barring marathons). “And that bear guy looks pretty tough.” Of course he does, you don’t ever wanna fuck with Winnie the Pooh. Fuck yeah, alternate history! If he has 13 breads and gives his three friends 2 each, he has 7 left. Oh goddammit Buu. AND NOW FOR YOUR UNIVERSAL ANTHEM. That was surprisingly short, but it had a nice instrumental leading up to it. “Give him hell, Goku!” I like this version of Beerus, now that I think about it. TOP BILLING: Goku. DRAGONBALL Z KAI Wasn’t it kind of selfish for them to take Gohan away without telling anyone he was still alive? Oh shit, Babidi’s trying turning the populace against the heroes, isn’t he? Based on what Buu did to all those people… I’d say yes. I was actually expecting that city to become a crater, but a decimated wreck is appropriately shitty enough. Goku’s got a really good handle on this. That poor kid who passed out in the middle of his tantrum. I totally feel for that nerdy kid. I’d be angry at this guy, but he didn’t know enough, so he’s okay. Also, being scanned to death is a terrible way to go. EVEN MISTER POPO IS TERRIFIED. “Those two don’t care about how many people they hurt.” He says while standing next to the alternate universe version of someone who fits that bill. Puar is such a non-character now it always surprises me to see him/her there. Who would’ve thought that parallel universe Frieza was such a humanitarian? Goten’s too comfortable to get up now. Thinking with the stomach runs in the family, unless you’re Gohan. Vegeta swiftly knocking out Trunks but violently suckerpunching Goten in the gut is still hilarious. The shit Popo has to put up with. “So where on Earth are we?” “We’re not on Earth at all.” “That was a figure of speech, but good to know.” And that’s why the show is called Dragonball Z. WE EXCALIBUR NOW. Kibito was cooler in his Super cameo. There’s something weird about seeing Popo on edge. CLOTHES BEAM. Wait, he got earrings too? That’s just too uncanny. Goku as a disciplinarian seems rather weird to me, probably because of how serious this business is. JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STARDUST CRUSADERS Next stop, Vietnam! I bet Joseph’s been saving that striped sailor-esque top for this boat ride. Wow, that little kid’s quite the pottymouth. BREAKING NEWS, THE S-WORD IS FAIR GAME FOR VIZ DUBS. That kid’s got guts, BIG guts! And then it was Jaws. There’s something ironic about this whole shark-beating scene. He said it! He actually said “good grief”! ;D Turns out it was a girl all along. PHANTOM FISHMAN! “Dammit, that was our only lifesaver!” I feel like that one voice should sound more recognizable. WATCH OUT, SHE’S GOT A KNIFE! DIO’s doing fabulous these days, or so I hear. That sounds way too chuuni to be serious. And then Jotaro lit up a smoke, because nothing’s cooler than underage tobacco use. >_> SHIT COUNT: 2. I can only imagine what led Jotaro to that conclusion. FUN FACT: The Captain’s name was originally “Captain Tennille”, but because of copyright law, it was changed to “Captain Dragon”, which is even more clever because the Captain’s real name was Daryl Dragon. Stowaway loli is the casual audience stand-in now, deal with it. 8) MISDIRECTION, FUCK YEAH! Damn, check out the bulge on that STAND. A BIT OF DIALOGUE “Captain Dragon”: “It’s no act. This is a prediction.” Avdol: [facepalms] “Not this shit again…” Huh, Star Platinum’s ORAs are actually getting better. Well that was an awkward place to put a commercial break. I’ll be honest: slightly disappointed they’re using “Gunk” in place of “Toxic”. BARNACLES! And that was when he learned that he loved the ocean. Is he supposed to be channeling Hulk Hogan? ‘Cause he keeps calling Jotaro “brother” a lot. This guy really loves hearing himself talk. Not that I have a problem, since Michael McConnohie is a great VA, but still… An ant lion pit? FINGLONGER NO JUTSU. The profanity game this episode’s really strong. Welp, so much for traveling by private boat. :-\ That’s a huge-ass ship. I may not hate TBBT as much as you do (seriously, what’s with the Internet being so adamantly against it?), but after dropping it over a year ago, watching anything showing clips from episodes after that point just feels super-awkward. [canned laughter] TOKYO GHOUL ROOT A Seems a little random for the show to focus on a minor character visiting his mother, but I don’t mind. Last wills and testaments are always difficult to write, especially when you’re given very short notice to think it over. Oh yeah, his two female colleagues. Normal-looking Mado actually creeps me out more than the crazy-looking Mado we all know and love/tolerate. ARGH WHY IS SERA’S VOICE SO DAMN SEXUAL SOUNDING. The irony here is, Mado likely would’ve approved of Amon getting with his daughter. His spirit must be shaking his head in disgrace. Weird, I was expecting that to be Kaneki crying. When a simple bequeathal becomes an untranslated cry for help. His shock is coming from the fact that it’s a paper bomb airplane. HEIL HITLER. And what an early place to put the commercial break. I don’t really care about Destiny, but FOR THE PUPPIES!!1!!!!!11!1!!!!one!!! In which the big guy’s hyping about his “Devil Ape” persona finally pays off. STAY FROSTY TEXAS. I understand apes and dogs running in packs, but being sworn enemies? That’s kind of a stretch. “And Hachikawa? Don’t do anything dumb!” Ironic, considering what happened to his voice actor just months after this was dubbed. This dub, man. It’s amazing how much FUNi is able to get away with in dubs like this. BOW WOW~. Hmm, so the One-Eyed Owl’s mask is part of his kagune. That’s actually pretty creative. Oh yeah, she was moved to a safehouse. Yomo, that’s pretty fucked up. ROYALLY PISSED OFF. It’s a grossome tie, let’s leave it at that. Touka’s character sure has developed over these past several episodes, hasn’t it. I could say the same about Nishiki. It’s amazing (yet unsurprising) that I hated his guts at one point. He also hates this show more than I ever could. Hey, at least getting laid for the sixth or seventh time is at the top of his priority list. SUDDENLY TSUKIYAMA. And boy, does he look like shit. I’m surprised Nishiki hasn’t taken the incentive to leave yet. Don’t fuck with Yoshimura. Tell him to run all you want, but Kaneki’s the main character, so he has to stay and fight. HUNTER x HUNTER Goddammit this show is too good at making my wife look cute. Is that Wamuu? So much for their “raid the island” plan. VOLLEYBALL SERVE OF DOOM. ROCK BEATS ROCK, BABY. Well, that’s what happens when you’re raised by the world’s best assassins. “They make such a great team. To think I was going to ruin their friendship…” Oh yeah, Killua still needs to get his Hunter’s license. You’d think they’d just buy a Leave card instead of having to go through all that trouble. Hm, didn’t expect Leave to be as rare as it was. And in the end, they went with Plan A. Oh hey, another administrator loli. Well this place looks familiar. GON GON GON OF THE JUNGLE WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE. Hi, token black dude. SARA’s right. Sometimes I worry about TOM too. And now they know… all about the Bomber. I just noticed the bomb timer runs on how many seconds are left. Todd’s really good at playing asshole characters. WE VOODOO PAGAN HARRY POTTER MAGIC NOW. Those dumbasses are all dead. That is one disturbing-looking creature, but at least it saved the black dude before the unpleasantness happened. You a dirty bastard, Villain Todd 2.0. “And now I’m going to go lick a teenage girl’s tears right off her face.” Now he must… wander. It’s reconcerting to see Gon worry about human lives in situations outside the Hunter Exam. MOTIVATION, FUCK YEAH. This show’s really good at making cute minor female characters. I say save it, it may come in handy later. MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER FAMILIAR LOCALE… Those other two Kirikos back there are what the son and daughter actually look like. Gon/Bisky is the best student-teacher relationship since I assume Yusuke/Genkai. About damn time the Bite Size Beats started getting less repetitive. LUPIN THE 3RD: THE ITALIAN ADVENTURE Did she just drop one of the “hips” from “hip-hip hooray?” Ah, wine and cupcakes. Is it someone’s birthday? Of course Fujiko would be red wine and Rebecca would be white. And then Lupin found himself… in a lawlharem situation. So walking into that event with two girls doesn’t count? That’s an excellent way of putting it, Fujiko. Come to think of it, Lupin’s face does look rather monkey-like. I have a feeling my parents would like this event, they’re pretty big on wine. Aww, he remembered her love of fries. :catP I don’t trust this shady-looking guy. ANIMAL-GIRL TECHNOLOGY HAS GONE TOO FAR. In the world of Lupin, even the chubby ones have the potential to look attractive. I don’t know what that wine is, but it must be some sort of big deal, if it’s being namedropped. Let’s see if I’ve got this straight: Fujiko wants the money, Rebecca wants the excitement, and Lupin wants the wine itself. CAUGHT IN THE ACT. Plus Fujiko has her own anime, that’s pretty important in a medium such as this. Screw you, ambiguously brown mole guy. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ve grown to enjoy this foreign soundtrack. Rebecca vs. Fujiko is the best romantic rivalry. (Then again, any romantic rivalry is the best compared to Infinite Stratos 2.) As the only “single” there, of course Lupin figures out the catch. Those screaming glowy-eyed Tim & Eric faces are scarier than anything in the show they’re promoting. WE FULL LAWLHAREM NOW. And the fact that Lupin shares the same VA as Seina Yamada makes this all the more ironic. So what’s this dude’s connection to the wine anyways? Well, at least he managed to get them back on track. Poor, poor Lupin, swarmed by a bunch of dudes. Oh good, the wine’s safe. And then arguments. FUCK YEAH LUPIN. ;D IT’S AWESOME HYPOTHESIS TIME. I knew that mole looked familiar! Turns out the wine was red instead of white all along. Oh, and there was also a corpse inside. Aaaaand we’re back to harem hijinks and the violence inherent to them. ANIME. We overarching plot next episode. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN I, for one, am surprised that the elderly giant toad is still alive. Oh boy, time for Nagato’s tragic backstory. “Found anything yet?” “You mean besides all the wine they stupidly left out n the table? So it was all his fault he became Pain, then. Yeah, those two Leaf ninja totally fucked up royal. SPACE RIPPER STINGY EYES! If you’re speaking in generalities, then yes, they were. I bet that dog either gets tragically killed or Nagato eats it as a last resort. That bread basket’s just for decoration, don’t get your hopes up or down or whatever. Oh hey, it’s young Konan, and that guy who was one of the Pain bodies. SPACE RIPPER STINGY BASTARD? Stealing food is an art form, implementing both diversion and tact, at least one of which these kids lack. Optimism is always a good thing to have. World domination for the greater good! SUDDENLY PAPER BOMBS. Check it out, it’s the young Sannin. I knew that dog was going to die a tragic death. DAMN, DAMN, DAAAAAAMMMN! Guess we’re now starting to experience overlap with Jiraiya’s flashback arc. Nice to see him repaying the people they stole from, albeit indirectly. That (fake) corpse is reminding me an awful lot of the Chunin Exams for some reason… How chuuni am I? “Well, at least the explosions have stopped.” YOU JINXED YOURSELVES WITH THOSE WORDS. Okay, now here’s the overlap. OUTLAW STAR Woo, cold opening exposition. Gene may be cool, but Hilda is definitely awesomer. NUT SHOT. That random light effect. Was that gibberish really a translator glitch. You’ve never seen a whale before? Oh Gene, you poor thing. That voice definitely doesn’t fit that thug. But hey, that’s ‘90s dubbing for ya. Gene’s so spacesick, he needs a drink. Oh wow, Aisha’s name was not how I expected it to be pronounced. Eh, she’s still attractive, at least. Don’t fuck with the Ctarl-Ctarls, apparently. Well, that worked out well. Mostly. [autistic screeching] I don’t care if they shot at them, I still say it worked out well. THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY. There’s something about Aisha’s voice that makes her sound awfully familiar, and it has nothing to do with the show itself, this is my first time actually watching more than just the first episode. Huh, so they didn’t have sex after all. Ship wreckage. That doesn’t spell any good. Oh fuck it’s those guys again. Ron looks way less cool than I thought he’d be. Must be that curly mullet. YOU JUST GONNA KEEP RUNNING AWAY!? Huh, never thought there’d be so little for me to say during this. Must be my cold. Oh hey, it’s Catman Aramaki. Oh yeah, and Aisha’s voice sounds like a mix between Jessica Calvello and Cynthia Martinez. Poor Aisha… Hey, Gene’s voice came out delayed there at the end. COWBOY BEBOP Because who would pass up watching it after a two-year hiatus? Besides Jman and Ben.

Uhh, because it's been literally over two years since Bebop last aired and more importantly, these are the new HD tapes they never got a chance to give a full runthrough? I swear to god, Ben, sometimes I think you're denser than the average harem protagonist.

Tonight on Toonami, all five Universe 7 fighters gather as the day of the Universe 6 tournament arrives, Babidi sets an ultimatum for the people that Earth that everyone but Goku and Top_Gun treats as the biggest deal ever, the Stardust Crusaders (as the show calls them) find a stowaway on their boat as they resume their travel to Egypt, the CCG begin their raid on Anteiku, Gon uses Bisky's philosophy on rock-paper-scissors to start developing his own specialized Nen technique, Lupin finds himself caught up in a competition between Fujiko and Rebecca involving a most dangerous wine, Nagato attempts to one-up the poorly placed filler two-parter in levels of painful with his own tragic backstory, Gene and the others find themselves running from one nest of enemies into another, the first (and best) anime to air on [as] returns to finish the HD run robbed from it by the 2015 downsizing, and Eren's Titan form shows us why people love professional wrestling. 8:00 - Dragonball Super #31 - Off to See Master Zuno! Find Out Where the Super Dragon Balls Are! - TV-14 8:30 - Dragonball Super #32 - The Matches Begin! We're All Off to the "Planet With No Name"! - TV-14 ... 11:00 - Dragonball Super #32 - The Matches Begin! We're All Off to the "Planet With No Name"! - TV-14 11:30 - Dragonball Z Kai #131 - Find the Nuisances: Babidi's Retaliation Begins! - TV-PGLV 12:00 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders #6 - Dark Blue Moon - TV-MA 12:30 - Tokyo Ghoul Root A #9 - City in Waiting - TV-MAV 1:00 - Hunter x Hunter #65 - Evil Fist and Rock Paper Scissors - TV-14LV 1:30 - Lupin the 3rd: The Italian Adventure #11 - The Lovesick Pig - TV-14DS 2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #172 - Meeting - TV-PGL 2:30 - Outlaw Star #3 - Into Burning Space - TV-14DL 3:00 - Cowboy Bebop #1 - Asteroid Blues - TV-14LV 3:30 - Attack on Titan #32 - Close Combat - TV-14LV [mayfield watches hentai]

I don't really plan on buying either, but if we're talking HuniePop and HunieCam Studio, I know them somewhat well from when Vegeta and Goku played them respectively.

I don't remember seeing any episodes, but I remember one or two promos from when I looked through old Toonami stuff either before or during the block's revival. The fact that the titular group's job description is "saving the day" just goes to show how childish it is.

Still, if you really want poor animation, check out this scene from Polyphonica episode 7. [all aboard the quality van]

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For a supposedly "So Bad It's Horrible" anime, Samurai Gun has a pretty dope OP.

Made in Abyss 9 Skirt no Naka wa Kedamono Deshita. 9 Hunter x Hunter 1999 21

And then they reran it on SyFy, which was a rather strange surprise.

Ah yes, the infamous "yashigani" variety of off-model animation.

Considering Naruto's Pain arc is ending in a couple weeks and the week after it finishes is when [as] loses the 8PM hour to CN... I wouldn't be surprised if there was a half-hour reduction up front.

Edgy teens like edgy shit, what else is there to understand?

We assess them through our own personal feelings on them, that's how. The idea that "poor ratings = terrible show" is just complete bullshit, no matter how many examples may fit that bill.

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Actually Hells is a movie. Still, super-excited about it. ;D

Of course it is, inbreeding is kind of a thing when it comes to certain royalties.

Skirt no Naka wa Kedamono Deshita. 8

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