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Now then, allow me to not be a "fucking asshole" in spite of my advertised spiciness, and use this thread for its intended purpose. Inuyashiki Last Hero 1

I might have overreacted a little there. So sor- ... [i apologize for nothing]

Your Lie in April 20

Clearly a blunder that causes more damage than Attack on Titan reruns at the top of the block, surprise postponed Hellsing Ultimate episodes, and half the Month of Movies being reruns combined. In other words, season 2 of Stardust Crusaders.

I see no reason why the Harry Potter movies are being discussed here and not on the movies board. Also, BlueRaven, you may need to learn how to mark your spoilers better.

>implying it isn't already there

I haven't watched it yet, mostly because I'm occupied with other anime.

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Hopefully one of their answers is what the hell they got to replace Lupin before they replaced it with Dandy.

Kuroko's Basketball 11

Your Lie in April 19

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LUPIN THE 3RD: THE ITALIAN ADVENTURE - How sweet, she named her wine after Lupin. I love that they still remember her love of fries. It's raining parchment! Of course Lupin would recognize that lipstick mark. OOH, THAT SMELL. Aw man, she didn't go for the catsuit this time. ...Those aren't sunglasses. Robson's starting to care a little too much. REPLY TO ANGEL 5: "I like how he's just a reverse Alfred." As a faithful watcher of Gotham, I'm inclined to disagree there. So he's looking for a specific kind of money, huh? I bet Zenigata sprung that trap on him. Or maybe it was Rebecca, that works too. Dirty pool. Hee, her phone has bunny ears. "I am not a little girl!" But you kinda sound like one. SURPRISE MACHINEGUN. And then it was a battle of the burns. That voice didn't sound very computerized to me. Stop being a what now? Suddenly Fujiko? I don't know what to think about Fujiko and Robson teaming up. What Lupin was after all along: a single banknote. A single banknote with a terribly drawn dickhead on it, apparently. Never trust Lupin when he suggests a good ol' round of Rochambeau. It was all a bet? I'm only just a little disappointed. Lupin's not ready for a long-term relationship, I think. You named the damn wine after him, of course he's what was missing. Oh shit it's Italian SWAT! All these cops surrounding them, and surprisingly enough, Zenigata isn't one of them. ARRRRR PEEEEEE GEEEEEEEE! Convenient boat escape, go! I like the secret wine compartment. In the end, it was Robson that was the missing link all along. GODDAMMIT FUJIKO. Nothing follows a fine wine better than a less fine but equally good beer. Don't drink and drive, children. Oh Vegeta, you and your Saiyan pride. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - If your filler episode starts with a talking ostrich, you're gonna have a worse time than a filler episode centering around Tenten (which at this point is more a coin-flip than anything else). Alright, so we're finally in the realm of the Filler Hell episodes, things are about to get really tiring now. In which the filler references other filler. Chunin Liam O'Brien is so happy he gets to be relevant for one episode. TO GROUND ZERO, EVERYBODY. "That's the tallest chain-link fence I've ever seen!" Oh Lee, you and your itching desire to punch something. I agree, I think this is the first time ever I've seen the three-man cell of Naruto, Lee and Shino. I feel like this episode's gonna get most of its humor out of Shino being ignored. You know you care about filler too much if you're complaining about people in the other room drowning out the dialogue. Naruto's sour about being jewed out of the position of first lieutenant. Tsunade's a real business idiot, like Michiru Satomi before her. [presses Easy Button] Depressed Shino is best Shino. (Hey, that rhymed!) Filler or not, you gotta love boxing kangaroos. Talking ostriches... not so much. I wonder how that Lifetime movie parody turned out... SCREAMING ANGRY OSTRICH! Flashbacks within flashbacks, Pierrot really takes filler to a whole new level. Why is the animation for this filler so much better than it should be? We Animal Farm now. Even with the anteater, you're still one short of four. RIDE THE ANTEATER. Huh, wasn't expecting the punching kangaroo baby. GONNA GETCHA. "Save me, Izumo!" That was no meteor blast, it didn't even break the ground! And then the ostriches became the chased. Clever move there, Shino. Truly this filler was about their bromance. That ninja syrup sure is iridescent. Of course they outsourced this one to the Koreans. Shut up, Chubby Webbers. OUTLAW STAR - FUN FACT: This episode was actually one of two that didn't air on Japanese television with the rest of the episodes, and the only one of those two to have aired on Toonami previously. Dragonite sounds like an amazing mineral. Okay show tell me who this suspicious pirate-looking guy is. Aisha's always stuck doing restaurant jobs, it seems. Melfina's way too nice for it to be even the least bit suspicious. "Eating lobster without me, I see..." Ah, so the pirate dude's their client. He even sounds like a real pirate. "There's something fishy about all of this, and I'm not talking about his smell." Because you can't have an Outlaw Star episode without a spontaneous shootout. You won't like Aisha when she's angry, but I think I love her even more now. That was a cute pouting face Melfina gave there. Aw man, so Aisha and Suzuka are just occasional members? I should've guessed. Such paperwork. Pack your bags, we're going to SeaWorld! WE ARE IN SILENT. RUNNING. I'm surprised the Outlaw Star can handle that much pressure, considering spaceships normally deal with levels between 0 and 1. DAT'S A HUGE FISH. They're also not stupid enough to betray you and run the risk of finding out. So in other words, you could possibly call it the Sar-gas-sum? [insert Stick Dinner's laugh here] Yeah, those things look pretty primitive. For an OVA, the animation budget sure looks like it took a major hit. Jim, you're such a child. Again, Melfina may be a best, but Aisha is a very close second. When all else fails, rely on grenades. But if those don't hold up, rely on Aisha's strength. Oh shit, they've got a hold on the tunnel! It's kind of adorably unsettling that the sentient spaceship can feel pain. AW SHIT, IT'S A SUPER DEMON! The old man's sacrifice was a noble one, and badass too. Finances are a real bitch. I know I'm not supposed to know who the Value Colonel is, but who played the Non-Value Colonel that just showed up at the end? COWBOY BEBOP - Even when he's just storyboarding, my boy Toshiyuki Tsuru remains a directorial genius. It's a shame he never directed any whole anime past Gungrave, season 2 of Neo Ranga, and the third Naruto movie. Oh well, that's what my fake anime idea is for. GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND ALONE COMPLEX 2ND GIG - Cyborg food is 90% gluten? BOOOOOOOOOOOO. [pation]

Something that I'm too afraid to even start.

I'd think it was more the stuff they got away with in KLK that made them get carried away with trying to pick up a show with actual nipples in it.

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Also, kinda disappointed nobody caught the subtle "devil's threesome" reference in there.

Really? Because last I checked

Your pessimist ass needs to stop being so damn pessimist.

Yes, still. It'll go back to canon after episode 196, but until then you can keep ignoring it (and Outlaw Star, apparently). There is some plot-relevant stuff going on in-between flashbacks, but the only things of importance right now are Tsunade falling into a coma and Danzo (the shady eyepatched old dude) suggesting he take over as interim Hokage on the pretense that his rule wouldn't lead to another attack like Pain's. Also, the old bridge-builder and his grandson from the Zabuza arc showed up to help with the rebuilding effort, which is kinda neat. DRAGONBALL SUPER - Dammit that title actually did have an extra exclamation point. "And now you're going to Hell!" "Don't you mean HFIL?" Drummond's still got it. Thanks, Jaco. And then he got tentacle raped. Or at least, he would've, if not for his rocket boots. That's a corny joke, but I love it. We biological warfare... then? I'm a real sucker for fictional histories like this. He feels like he needs a fake ID to rent Ultra-Porn. My question is, why is the key shaped like a pacifier? Two evil Vegetas, actually. So they die like s-CRY-ed characters, that's somewhat terrifying. Jelly Dad's making Trunks uneasy. Now that we know his origins, I actually feel pretty hyped for Gotenks (though I really shouldn't be). I appreciate them throwing in the Dandy clip, but Attack on Titan still being there baffles me. At least they managed to make Black Clover's clip pretty hype, amazingly enough. ORA ORA ORA ORA. "I raised half of that?" Nipples twitching in fear. Welp, Monaka's out for the rest of the episode. Goes through him like he's made of Jello. Meanwhile, here's the obligatory Goku scene. AND HERE HE IS TO GET INVOLVED IN THE A-PLOT. Well at least he recognizes the oddity with both of them. HE'S FREELANCE! I don't hate this, but I can understand why others would. In what universe does checking your credit score lower it, anyways? What logic does that run on? DRAGONBALL Z KAI - Last time, Chi-Chi died and there was much rejoicing. And so Mr. Satan faces his toughest dilemma yet: should he or should he not eat his dog? All that power, and it still wasn't enough to beat Jelly Vegeta. "Somebody's impatient." The most impatient, in fact! If time runs slower in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber than it does outside, how is Piccolo able to communicate with them 1:1? Because seriously, even 4 people in the HTC at once makes more sense. That manual dramatic sting. Super Buu is so impatient. I CALL A REDO! He couldn't beat Jelly Vegeta, there's no way he's beating Super Buu. Even the narrator broke convention to cheer them on! "Mother, May I Dance with Mary Jane's Fist"? Isn't that the name of a porno? DYNOMITE DYNOMITE. Like a helicopter taking off from port. No way, the Hyperbolic Time Chamber actually has a sky!? And legitimate ground too? DOUBLE SUNDAY! This is so professional wrestling it hurts. If Piccolo's facepalming, that means you fucked up big. Little does Gotenks know that Buu has super-hearing. ORA ORA ORA ORA. In the end, showmanship is always about making an ass of yourself. YOU WON'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S MAD. Piccolo's legitimately excited, that's a start. That's just Destructo Disk with a piece cut out of the middle! And also a bondage tool, apparently. BLACK CLOVER - Apocalypse stories need more people like the Wizard King. Considering all the street vendors, this feels more like the prelude to the Hunter Exam than it does the Chunin Exam. Why can't more anime rivalries be as friendly as this one? Oh no, it's a family of gingers! She says that, but I bet she's relieved at the quiet too, or at least the lack of proposal attempts. "Mmm... snake." Hey, that clover's red, this show cheated me! These numbers have more meaning to me than you could possibly care about. Twenty bucks says Asta gets swarmed by those birds. Called it. [facepalms] Goddammit Asta. Hey, I didn't know Marilyn Manson was in this show! (Spoiler warning: yeah I did.) Between the Chris Sabat voice and his getting lost, this guy is clearly a Zoro knockoff. Don't tell me he's 100% serious about killing the main character, I can see why everyone thinks he's got a screw loose. And now for a bunch of important people nobody cares about. Wait, I thought Jack the Ripper got turned into a vampire before getting killed by Hamon. Sleepwalking girl is a cute. A CUTE! Huh, he didn't look down on him as badly as I thought he would. I can't tell where this guy's hair ends and his mask's ornamental fur begins. You get a broom, and you get a broom, and you get a broom! Everyone in the studio audience gets a broom! A pizza with less toppings that costs more money is also less likely to be complete SHIT. Yuno rides his broom like a skateboard because he's cool like that. Sometimes I feel like part of my mind really is too far in the gutter. I agree, blonde dude is too nice to be treating Asta like a good acquaintance. Okay, this dude's an asshole. What did that girl who's likely related to him even do wrong to be considered less worthy to exist than Asta? He truly is the anti-Saitama. At least he's now aware that he screams too much. Surprise, surprise, this dude was an asshole all along too. MAGNUM SUNDAY! STOP. ASTA TIME. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: "So he doesn't have magic except for the times where he totally has magic or some shit?" Eh, it's more like he can't do magic without the aid of his grimoire, and when he does use the book, all he can do is summon his giant sword and use it to whack people unconscious. Huh, I wonder why they didn't credit anyone with the old lady. Maybe she's secretly important? JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STARDUST CRUSADERS - Oh great, we're starting with a crying baby. WELCOME TO HIROHIKO ARAKI WORLD, THE BIZARREST PLACE ON EARTH! Aha, so Hisoka's the one behind this! DOGGO NO! Even if he was partly responsible for Avdol's unfortunate demise (and paid dearly for it four episodes ago), I like that Polnareff's still trying to be everyone's friend. "Who would do such a thing!?" An Araki villain, obviously. This show has a lot of dead dogs, you could've seen it anywhere! HEY HEY HEY. Thank you, burqa lady. I just proclaimed that the baby had fangs and my dad thinks that'd make for a cool movie. Jotaro's right to be worried, but I'll have him know that no plane crash could possibly kill Joseph Joestar. And now they're dreaming again. What a waste of perfectly good popcorn. BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS CUZ SHIT'S BOUT TO GET WEEEEEEEIRD. This clown creeps me out more than Hisoka because the creepiest creepy clowns have the red nose. Speaking of creepy clowns, the one in the sewers I can buy, but the viewmeister moving on its own is just fucking bullshit, IT! Meanwhile, the Joestars really know what's up. Or maybe not. "I'd like that diaper changed this year!" Funny because the year just started. Polnareff, you stupid idiot. Goddammit Kakyoin, you doomed us all! So you could say he's a... Baby Genius? [ba-dum-tss] Oh shit, eye-spiders! Fuck yeah Joseph. And then it crashed anyways. Thank god they landed near an oasis. Wait, why's the baby wearing pants? RERO RERO RERO. No Polnareff, it is you who is the idiot here. Kakyoin, meanwhile, is a freaking genius for coming up with that failsafe message. BABY STAND BABY STAND IT'S AWWWWWWRIGHT! When the situation seems at its most dire, always ask yourself: what would Avdol do? Crimes don't get any more perfect than stealing the supposedly vanquished. MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM: IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS - I don't like Mr. Yellow Jacket. I do like his dialogue muffling after putting his cigar back in, though. Because nothing says fired up like piloting a giant pink robot. Holy shit did Bryce's balls drop or something over the holiday break I'm not used to Blonde Kirito sounding so manly. REPLY TO ANGEL 3: "He is literally twice her size how do they bang without killing her?" A combination of training dildos and anime physics. "Speaking of blacks, where is Orga?" I like the floor window in that one room; you could see whole planets pass by under you with that! So Mobile Armors are like Mobile Suits, but only deadlier? Strive for that high honor all you want, McGillis, that still won't make marrying a loli any less illegal. IOK KUJAN: PEDO HUNTER. And then they awakened calamity, just as the backdoor schedule predicted. It's sick. It's twisted. It's still less than half. This is the best day of Young Dandy's life. As for Blonde Kirito, apparently he's finally moved past his lofty dreams of a harem and will now begin searching for his Asuna. They're going to Kudelia's for a threesome. Dammit Hush don't be a fourth wheel. REMEMBER FUMITAN. ;_;7 REPLY TO ANGEL 4: "How nice to name such a good thing after the woman who lied to her for years so she could have her murdered right up until she died." A scoundrel she may have been, but I'd still tap that. "It's simple enough to read a name." BUUUUUUUUUURN! I agree with Mikazuki's financial policy, best not to burn a hole in your pocket when you can instead save up for whatever. Lemme guess, Devil's threesome. Welp, McGillis's here, guess that means the party's over. Or maybe Mobile Armors are the anti-Mobile Suits. Mars could really use better roads. Somehow animals and Mikazuki are always the first to know about incoming dangers. If you're gonna arrest him, at least pronounce his name correctly. You done fucked up now, brown Sanageyama. HUNTER x HUNTER - QUOTE FROM MY DAD: "Have you met my ant?" Those rice farmers are soooooo doomed. When all else fails, it's time to hit up the Interweb! ANOTHER QUOTE FROM MY DAD: "Micronesia's never looked better." So NGL is North Korea... only they're hippies. Funny how we're actually spending time with some of the villains. Meanwhile, depression. "If only we had a calendar." This woman looks like she could be one of Machi's relatives, as could that little girl. Maybe she's an NGL native who managed to escape the country and started living in Meteor City because she had no place else to go after that? How nice of you to spare them, Ant Genos. And in comes pest control to save the day. This bump feels less relevant, now that they actually have raided that area. Shut up, Stick Dinner. "Have you heard of DD?" Have I? Oh hey, it's that guy and girl from the Hunter Exam! Who are these uggos they're talking to? I can't help but feel that they're doomed. Dammit Kite don't set up death flags for yourself like this. Fancy Penguin Man is the best Chimera Ant. IT'S A SONIC ATTACK! Dammit why does that one female Ant have to look so sexy? I see she shivers with antici... Ging had no reason for you two to meet, other than he's a socially awkward sonuvabitch. Gon's capable of mental simulations? I heard "cool fate", who else heard "cool fate"?

That's the power of Masaaki Yuasa, baby.