PokeNirvash

If we're securing waifus/husbandos from MHA and Angel's already got All Might, then I call dibs on Mt. Lady. I'd climb her peaks any day of the year, if you know what I mean.

Reminder that "Black Clover is not a thing" is not a thing.

You dissing my boy Foley's top 10 lists, m8? DB SUPER - Into the future again!? Oh Beerus, you and your ego. Beerus takes offense to Trunks' lacking hunger. What kind of soup is that, anyways? Oh yeah, there's two Trunks now. Motion sickness won't slow Goku down! Twenty bucks says Japanese Goku actually was rooting for Beerus to be wrong. And then the regular fork became a baby fork. Dayum, Kid Trunks. Time travel is confusing, y'all. How can you be biologically the same if your hair colors are different? Okay, I'm honestly really liking this whole moment between Future Trunks and Kid Trunks. Too much bacon, they said. I believe it's time Kid Trunks learned a thing or two about multiverse theory. This is too deep for the Pilaf Gang. Well, at least Beerus finally calmed down. TOY SHIPPING. Goku and Vegeta are the best couple. DO YOU!? Something tells me Whis is starting to lighten up on all this time travel nonsense, at least the one that's already going on. They say the new Deadpool has not yet rated, but you know it's gonna be a hard R. [cue Doctor Who theme music] Why am I not surprised by this turn of events that wasn't? Say what you will about Black and Zamasu, but I like their love shack. Oh no, she's been offscreened! I agree with Vegeta, what the hell is wrong with you Goku. Yajirobe likes to watch. "You know me, I've always been a hero." Well you did cut off Vegeta's tail that one time. Four senzus are more than enough. I'm just gonna assume this means she's meeting this Mai for the first time, as opposed to her just forgetting the events of OG Dragonball. Trunks has got this. Dammit Vegeta, control your fightboner. Hopefully those buildings were abandoned. As far as Vegeta's concerned, fighting a lookalike of Goku is just a bonus. And now we get our identity reveal and it's... I'd say pretty clever, but I'm sure five or six of you are gonna disagree and disagree hard. And that's how Zamasu accomplished what Ginyu failed at. FUCK YEAH CHAOHAN MUSIC, but BOO SHORT ENGLISH VERSION. Little Imperial Arms Users in a Great Big World~. DBZ KAI - Is the world really empty if Mr. Satan's still skulking about in all the best hiding places still intact? Thank you for staying positive through all this, Elder Kai. I recognize that scowl! Yeah, extra blonde is a good way of putting that power-up into words. His outfit's all messed up. Wait, when did Dende turn back into Little Green? Clearly this is the fight everyone in the afterlife is talking about. Considering his absence from the franchise post-GT, I'm surprised Cell's down there with all the other villains. Meanwhile, let's just ignore the fact that Ginyu's there and that Kai skipped Goku falling off Snake Way. Never would've taken Babidi for a Goku fan. VOLLEYBALL MANEUVER. It shows how resilient Mr. Satan his that he can survive all these normally fatal instances. HA HA! He sounds more like a monkey by the minute. When all else fails, use the Kamehame-ha. 100 Buus is 101 too many. Goku got beat so bad he's having trouble speaking words. Oh good, they're back to doing weekly topicals. At least Buu had enough sense to reform into one being after that. AY AY AY~! Blasting Buu in his dick, interesting maneuver but I doubt it's gonna work on a bubblegum man. GOKU HEADBUTT. I never realize how much I missed Scouter Vegeta. Sweet, a series recap from Vegeta's perspective, complete with him defeating the Korean menace. Yes, let's all remember that time he slaughtered an entire Namekian village just for their ball. You can't have a big boss battle without Goku biting the enemy in some capacity. And that's how surpassing Goku became secondary for Vegeta. PEACE!! PEACE!! Poor Mr. Satan. Let's try this again... FLCL - Okay I was not expecting that extra subrating. The lack of brain on that X-ray is funny because X-rays aren't supposed to pick up the presence of that sort of thing. Aww man, the HD version cut out the random strobing. So no matter how badass these Medical Mechanica robots are, they serve some type of medical purpose? That explains the name, for sure. I always thought the passersby popping out of existence while Kamon was doing his monologue seemed awfully weird, even for FLCL. Then again, that might just be one of the deep mysteries of EVA. Takkun is a very popular name around these parts, I hear. MEDICAL MECCANICA. She's responsible for at least one of those other crimes. "I'm from planet Earth." And he isn't even being the slightest bit sarcastic there. So the lobby of the place is the only part that's even accessible from the outside. Cute smile. This was the moment you were sold on FLCL, admit it. Seriously, SARA sucks at that specific pronunciation. SHINYA OHIRA SAKUGA SPOTTED. Oh hey, that one picture in the corner looks a little like TOM. Funny how Naota and Haruko are talking about Canti while Mamimi's just focused on her new cat. Way too bright. And that's when Haruko realized that Naota may have had a point there. Let the conspiracy theories begin! I always liked that name, Shinden High School. I've recently taken to watching the whole Firestarter monologue twice: first for Naota's monologue, and again for the background pieces of dialogue. Don't mess with Naota's cat, apparently. Huh, I never even noticed that the circle Mamimi was sitting in was drawn in a peace sign. Most subtle arsonist reveal ever. But what hurt Naota more; the robot that came from his head, or the Vespa that ran him over? TETSUYA NISHIO SAKUGA SPOTTED. God I love Advice's instrumental. Then, vertigo sets in. I also never noticed how the kitten's emotions parallel Mamimi's. HIDEAKI ANNO SAKUGA SPOTTED. Because you can't have a good coming of age story without at least one poop joke. Something smells, better put a lid on it. SHIT COUNT: 1. More in things I never noticed: it raining at the end. Never skip Ride on Shooting Star. JOJO'S SC - If Polnareff jumped before Set reached him, then why's he so little now? STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER. I love Chibi Chariot's reaction faces. There are things much scarier than the 0% possibility of being pulled down the bathtub drain. Polnareff that's disgusting, but I applaud your gall. Dear god, she's a fetus. Is that what they really look like inside the womb. Alessi: worse than DIO and Kars combined. All he needs to do is kill a dog and he'll be set for life. The only solution now is to find Jotaro and hope for the best. "Crap, how do I use a key again!?" HEEEEEERE'S ALESSI! SHIT COUNT: 2. I was thinking he'd be in the bear. The ax says "AX". No one ever expects the fishtank. CUSTOM NOSE PIERCING. LEEEEEEEEEEON. With special illustrations by Boingo. SUCK IT ALESSI. Nice of you to join us, Jotaro. Unluckily for you, Jotaro is nothing but calm. Ohh, so it's touching his shadow that does it. You gotta love kickass lil' Jotaro. The absolute most satisfying beatdown, outside of Steely Dan. TEAM ALESSI'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAIN~. I had a feeling his lost earring would be important. Malena, I... Looks like you're gonna need a new left earring, Polnareff, otherwise people are gonna think you're gay. All in all, it was a crazy five weeks in Luxor. Joseph just can't resist breaking those cameras, can't he. Fancy pad he's got. "Bark Ma Kang" ain't no Korean name I've ever heard of. GUNDAM IBO - Orga is dead, and he never even got to bang anybody, which is the only greater tragedy than Chad's shoulder wound. Mikazuki's the boss now, if you don't like it then learn to deal. Mika opening his eyes was a surprisingly fluid bit of animation. FUCK YOU NOBLISS. Julietta's beginning to look more and more like Mari Okada's author avatar every time she speaks. It's easy to forget that Orga also had his own mobile suit. I guess the old adage is true: once you go black, you don't go back. And w begin with the clasic Macross Missile Massacre, but without the Itano Circus animation that makes that sort of thing exciting. Wouldn't being ground to bits as slow as possible kind of hurt? These soldiers are the only friends McGillis have left, hence why he's sparing them all. It's almost criminal that Brooklyn Hitler has outlived Orga. VIVA SKID ROW MOTHERFUCKERS. The last human survivor of what, exactly? Wow, didn't think they'd go back there, of all places. This girl has it bad, that's what happens when you're in love with a pedo. Though I am impressed that she's actually calling him by his full first name. Girl, you just doomed him by saying that. PAY ATTENTION TO ME. You done fucked up now, Hush. He died as he lived: as Mikazuki's eternal third wheel. So apparently Rustal prefers playing the spectator. Why is the mecha action in this show so hard to comment on? I fucking love dramatic elevator scenes. Makes me wonder why I haven't watched Gungrave yet. The one with the most concealing helmet wins; that's what Masking Bites is. Okay, I remember Carta, but who's the other friend he was talking about? This scene is getting gayer by the minute. Oh yeah, Ein was the other one. CLINK. Oh good, the redhead mechanic's still alive. Yes, let's all blame the dead guy for your present-day problems. You ain't seeing him in Heaven; you'll be seeing him in the next season of Gundam Build Fighters. "Thomas, you can save your friends, or you can save us all." "Does 'us all' include my friends?" "...No." BLACK CLOVER - I was up over two hours past when I normally go to sleep last week, how exactly did Asta modify his sword to have a lightweight mode again? In this action, Noelle proved herself more useful than Sakura could ever hope to be while injured. "So this is magical power... Not bad, not bad at all..." [dies] Well, at least the team medic cares enough to help him out. One million dollars says Angel does not care about this dude's backstory one iota. I forgot his eyes were pink; like, legitimately pink. SURVIVE OR DIEEEEEE. Even Sasuke is disturbed by this amount of edge. ...Huh. He ended her quicker than I expected. So that explains the patchwork grimoire. Mars may share Esdeath's survival philosophy, but Yuno's the one who has her time-stop ability. And apparently there's an ALfheim Online tutorial NPC there too. Congratulations, Yuno, you now have your very own overpowered familiar. So him touching the scroll actually saved them all. Meanwhile, Asta got himself another spell, which is progress, at least. Quick, steal as much loot as you can and get out before it's too late! Oh yeah, well I tried Coke once and I spit it back out because it tasted like shiiiiiiit. And I doubt Pepsi or even Dr. Pepper are any better. Dammit Asta did getting a boost of actual magic make you stupider somehow? Well so much for saving him, thus proving everyone with more of a brain right. Wouldn't have expected Luck to be so good with directions. You gotta love those conspicuously colored light patches. Yes, you got out safe, but someone's gonna get their ass beat for not bringing any treasure with 'em. And in the end, it was the chill smoke dude that got all the gold. Replaying her death scene isn't gonna magically make it more feelsy, show. But at least it made him chill out a decent amount. Sometimes I forget the bird is even there. How sad is it that Asta and Yuno have the Naruto-Sasuke rivalry dynamic down better than Naruto and Sasuke themselves? SURPRISE GROUP HUG. Well, I guess I've finally grown used to Luck's fight junkie personality. Next up, Charmy's eating disorder! And now for some long-overdue Noelle fanservice. I CAN'T BELIEVE ASTA IS FUCKING DEAD. Again. REPLY TO ANGEL: "This is painful to watch." Yes, but will it be as painful as having to watch Naruto right after it starting in two weeks? Apparently, I use the word "apparently" a little too much. [apparently]

No, if it was like that, it would've shat out for the entire night a minute into Zombie.

I saw a news article about it on Anime News Network, noticed my cable package had Chiller, and set to record it that very night. Worked out well on my end, apart from the TV feed cutting out for one minute of Black Blood Brothers.

You're damn right there's more of this.

Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online 3 One Outs 6

Actually, they showed Mind Game (no plural) because it was part of their subbed anime April Fools stunt, also the guys who run Toonami like it. FLCL Alternative's first episode may have stealth premiered before it, but it had nothing to do with Mind Game airing also. Tonight on Toonami, Bulma convinces Trunks to come along with him on his next return trip to the future, Goku goes Super Saiyan 3 as his fight with Buu continues, I saw God the other day by the river on a rainy afternoon, Alessi's attempts to kill a young Polnareff give "Stranger Danger" a whole new meaning, Tekkadan rushes into the true final battle with Gjallarhorn head-first in IBO's penultimate episode, I CAN'T BELIEVE ASTA IS FUCKING DEAD, Colt attempts to broker peace with Netero while his remaining allies try to save the Queen, the Five Kages set out on their trip to the summit location in the Land of Iron, Dandy's attempts to catch a shapeshifting alien drive Scarlet further up the wall than she's ever been driven by him before, Faye's most recent attempt at paying off her staggering debt leads to her first encounter with Spike and Jet, and a cleverly hidden tactical nuke sends F City, F Prefecture into greater chaos than ACROSS could ever hope to accomplish. 10:30 - Dragonball Super #60 - Into the Future Again: Goku Black's True Identity Revealed! - TV-14 11:00 - Dragonball Z Kai #159 - Hang in There, Kakarot! You Are No. 1! - TV-14LV 11:30 - FLCL #2 - Fire Starter - TV-14D 12:00 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders #33 - Set's Alessi, Part 2 - TV-MAV 12:30 - Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans #49 - McGillis Fareed - TV-14LV 1:00 - Black Clover #19 - Destruction and Salvation - TV-14V 1:30 - Hunter x Hunter #92 - One Wish and Two Promises - TV-14 2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #199 - Enter the Five Kage! - TV-PG 2:30 - Space Dandy #12 - Nobody Knows the Chameleon Alien, Baby - TV-14DL 3:00 - Cowboy Bebop #3 - Honky Tonk Women - TV-14LV 3:30 - Ghost in the Shell: STAND ALONE COMPLEX 2nd Gig #22 - REVERSAL PROCESS - TV-14L Also, this.

And Meilag ruins another thread yet again.

I recorded all three weeks of Chiller Ani-Wednesdays on the CRT TV in my living room, so I didn't mind the non-HD status. While Tokyo Majin and Devil May Cry had decent starts, and Black Blood Brothers improved about three episodes in, it was ultimately Is This a Zombie? that I wound up enjoying the most and eventually finishing on my own.

Guyver: The Bioboosted Armor 23 Please Twins! 5

Guyver: The Bioboosted Armor 22 (rewatch)

Doreiku the Animation 2

Besides, Ajin's already a Netflix exclusive, there's no way it's getting on Toonami.

Over half of its schedule is Teen Titans GO reruns, that should tell you plenty.

Hey, it's better than being behind it.

Twenty bucks says the next schedule change pushes Black Clover after Naruto.

Well this is a welcome surprise, if not a predictable one. I assume this is the one that would get people "psyched", which is perfectly okay by me. But really, the best part of this announcement is that Black Clover got pushed back even further.

Joker Game 3 One Outs 5

The biggest shitstorm of our time, indeed.

Kuroko's Basketball 32-33

[notices you quoted the whole fucking post] Cheezus Christ indeed.

[sigh] At least the back half has strong retention...

That tears it, I'm never watching Toonami live again. DVR Theater, all the way!

A.K.A. The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer. [critics hate it]