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Black Jack TV 6

Say no more. Toshiyuki Tsuru's Attack of the Kinky Kunoichi.

Just like Evangelion, and yet everyone and their mother was (and still is) sucking its dick.

One word: Etotama.

Them's fightin' words, Ben.

I'd say Naruto's more my DBZ than Bleach, but even then, I quit watching after CN stopped airing episodes, and only got around to finishing the original series early this year. That said, I wouldn't mind more Bleach, just so long as Pierrot is made very well aware that the new anime is finite.

Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online 7 Koi Kaze 1

I've got an answer: to see Haruko do more cool and/or crazy stuff.

Kuroko's Basketball 41.5

"Nothing really special ever happens here, in this place. School sucks, my dad's a weirdo, and there's my brother's girlfriend... I don't even know what to say about her. Anyway, life was pretty slow. Until she came along... Next thing I knew, I had things coming out of my head, and I had a robot living in my house. And well... a bunch of other weird stuff. But that alien girl... She's kinda cool, I guess. Whatever. It's really not that big a deal." - Naota Nandaba, FLCL original [adult swim] promo If you haven't given it the proper once-over before the new seasons hit next week, now's your chance. Every episode of FLCL Classic. Two times in one night. From 10:30 to 5. Only Toonami. 10:30 - FLCL #1 - Fooly Cooly - TV-14D 11:00 - FLCL #2 - Fire Starter - TV-14DS 11:30 - FLCL #3 - Marquis du Carabas - TV-14 12:00 - FLCL #4 - Full Swing - TV-14DSV 12:30 - FLCL #5 - Brittle Bullet - TV-14DSV 1:00 - FLCL #6 - FLCLimax - TV-14S 1:45 - FLCL #1 - Fooly Cooly - TV-14D 2:15 - FLCL #2 - Fire Starter - TV-14DS 2:45 - FLCL #3 - Marquis du Carabas - TV-14 3:15 - FLCL #4 - Full Swing - TV-14DSV 3:45 - FLCL #5 - Brittle Bullet - TV-14DSV 4:15 - FLCL #6 - FLCLimax - TV-14S

Boys Over Flowers 6 Black Jack TV 5 Magical Girl Ore 6

Dorei-ku the Animation 7

Kuroko's Basketball 41 Freezing 8

You know you're free to change your rank to whatever you want, right?

Initial D: Fourth Stage 7

People just can't make kid-friendly cartoons for the sake of it anymore, it all has to be about selling toys. Makes you wonder how the Oban Star-Racers guy got away with it.

One Outs 11

HUNTER x HUNTER - Fuck yeah, an episode where the Phantom Troupe are the good guys for once! Am I the only one who thinks Phinks' pharaoh outfit isn't as important as it's cracked up to be? I always wondered what the mummy boxer's deal was and it pleases me that he's a music-based African STAND user. Good on him for getting revenge for Ponzu. Shalnark going Super Saiyan was fun too, and I'm actually growing accustomed to Killua's creepy sister. Sucks that I have to wait a week to see mai non-monster girl spider waifu in action, but them's the breaks. BLACK CLOVER - Best part of the episode was the meme chef who'd rather finish his huge-ass shrimp fried rice dish than evacuate to safety. But let's be honest, even the worst part of this episode was better than whatever that stop-motion alpaca alien sketch that followed it was. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - Boo, not enough Raikage asskicking and too much Uchiha bullshit. SPACE DANDY - I still do not blame Carpaccio for abandoning his people and their sub-zero IQs. I do blame whoever claimed this episode would give whoever viewed it one because clearly he's never heard of Masaaki Yuasa. GITS: SAC 2ND GIG - Tachikomas intercepting the nuke with their satellite was still impactful. Goda getting his face blown to smithereens was still satisfying. Kuze dying for whatever reason was still somewhat confusing. Next stop, Solid State Society. [only syfy]

The Buu saga wears you out, man.

B: The Beginning 12

CURSE YOU ROYAL WEDDING. I WILL GET YOU BACK. [somehow]

That's what I read it as, you're all welcome.

DRAGONBALL SUPER - I like how the narrator's pronouncing "me", that's how I'd imagine Zamasu pronouncing it in reference to himself. To be fair, those bodies do have Saiyan genes in them. Unless you're Goten and Kid Trunks, you're damn right Saiyan power-ups work on anger. Not just any scythe... it's a Death Scythe! Just when you think Trunks' future couldn't get any worse, now there's a rip in space-time they have to deal with. SUCKERPUNCH. "I knew standing on the roof was a bad ideeeeeeeeea!" Was Mai told about the containment pot or wasn't she, I honestly forget. It sure has been a while since they've aired this Doritos ad. Hell, I actually remember the contest that originated these homemade commercials! Wait, so Bulma knows the containment wave? Super Saiyan Rose actually looks better without the bright and glowy aura. Or maybe it's just that the clones look better than the original. BULLSHIT. Oh god he's doing the Ginyu poses. That video's neat and all, but who'd Piccolo stuff inside that jar? "Actually, 4 to 5 is the best I can do at this age." Happy belated mother's day, Trunks. I don't think I've ever seen any of the original DB, but boy do I love Bulma once again pulling out the seduction card. THOT BEGONE. And that's when the PTSD kicks in. "You'll pay for what you've done..." But he didn't do anything, Bulma just passed out on her own. Suck it Zamasu. Great work, now superglue the lid on so he doesn't get out. Okay, so superglue won't work. I give you three an A-minus for effort. Never doubt mortals and their ceaseless ability to pull magic powers out their butts. Huh, never heard "profane" used as a verb before. WE POTARA FUSION NOW. Turns out that DIO's stand was Double Zamasu all along. DRAGONBALL Z KAI - Go to hell, you mortals. Vegeta showing good manners, this is a surprise. Thank you, random Canadian milkman. Hypothermia sets in. Now back to Buu vs. Buu, on ZTV Universal. Mr. Satan's denial truly knows no bounds. Oh shit, now he knows. Hey, old Dragonball characters, and they're here to help on Goku's behalf. I still can't get over Yajirobe's mustache. YESSSSS PARK RANGER 17. And that right there is the first Android, ironically named #8. ALSO YESSSSS TRUCK DRIVER LAUNCH. Even after Toriyama forgot her, the Kai editors remembered. Fuckin' Satan City, just as bad as advertised. Of course, Piccolo's the most rational one there. Thanks for the help, guys, hopefully your effort isn't fruitless. And that right there's why Piccolo prefers to hang out in barren wastelands. I can't wait until the day one of these overly gruesome driving safety commercials pisses off people so hard they do away with them forever. Well to be fair, you are acting dumb and like asses... And that push was all that was needed to give Satan his own push. BELIEVE IN THE HYPE. Even the dinosaurs are fans of his. HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN HAIL SATAN. "...Oh right, I'm getting my ass kicked." \O/ Never lose faith, especially when there's a time delay. Oh goddammit Buu. Dammit Babidi who are you even rooting for. Not now Satan, Buu's in the middle of his revenge walk. FUCK YOU FUTURE ME. I bet you anything Mochi would be staring at Vegeta's ass at this point. Now let's end this once and for all... next week. MY HERO ACADEMIA - All Might Curry: only slightly less spicy than Little Prince Goes to New York. If the likability of characters in this show is based on how nice/mean they are to Izuku, then All Might is far and away the best. (The worst should be obvious to you all by now.) I like his talk show suit. Huh, must not've noticed his scar looks a little like a flower. WHO IS THE DOCTOR. That does explain his "this is how I became the very best" comment last episode. Hey, it's not Deku's fault that he cries easy, I blame his crap genetics. Time for Saitama's special training regimen! He'll be needing it if he wants to avoid a future as a quadruple amputee/talking head in a jar. Nothing's impossible if you don't put your mind to it. Woo-hoo, written regimens! You might wanna keep the spoken-word thoughts private, Deku, you don't wanna get trapped in Gestaltzerfall, now do you? And of course Bakugo isn't paying attention to him, that little prick. Okay, so maybe Deku's mom isn't as thin as she was ten years ago, but she's still pretty MILF-y regardless. Surprise rapping. Riding a segway while wearing a double-breasted jacket, Small Might's got style. Say no to overworking, Japanese people. "Leave it to this old man to adjust your plan!" BULLHORN. [TARZAN SCREECH] HOLY STINKING SUPER-CRAP. It ain't Asta's muscles, but they'll do. How inspirational. T_T EAT DEKU EAT. I will never get tired of flipping off Bakugo. Well this is definitely a meet cute moment. Bask in that confidence boost, it'll come in handy later. LAAAAAAAAAME. Why are you two even sitting next to each other? Oh, it's a registry thing. Nice 8-bit animation there. Like Bakugo's gonna listen to your rules. Whatever he was muttering, I doubt it was that loud and distracting. Okay, so Napoleon exists in this timeline, that's somewhat concerting. PLUS ULTRA. And now to wait two weeks to see what happens next. FLCL - Even I can use chopsticks better than Miya-jun, and I do it only slightly different from how normal people do it. Recording cuts out on the TV, I fill in the blanks online. One of the shameful realities of having moved from a growing archive of VHS/DVD recordings to easily interchangeable DVR slots. I like the whole idea of a wall of smoke closing off a town from the rest of reality, at least in a metaphorical sense. I love that photobombing black-barred Mamimi. PROTIP: no indirect kisses between commander and subordinate. Awkward commercial cut is awkward and shockingly early. DOUBLE MARATHON. Aw damn, they cut out the title card, that was my favorite part of the whole Funny Bunny sequence! To this day, I still don't know how Amarao managed to get up there. It's the power of the afro eyebrows, I tells ya. You can't not love this show's exposition, buried amongst all the crazy and artsiness. People claim that the "overflowing" and "NEVER KNOWS BEST" references in the sequels are superficial because they're Mamimi originals, but whose to say she didn't just pick them up from somewhere else? That girl ain't right. I can't get over those lips. Aw dang, I don't remember her taking a chainsaw to him. Nothing beats the People's Crotch Attack. Still pixelated to the extreme, I see. Oh god now it's gone full Togashi. Fooly Cooly means whatever you want it to mean. Aww, Naota really does care. Androids of Detroit, raise your hands to help power Goku's Spirit Bomb! Those glowing eyes. I remember being so annoyed that they didn't tell us what they were saying to one another. "Teacher-parent conference", has anyone ever referred to that by those exact words? WAY TO GO NINAMORI. So what side is Amarao on again? It feels like sometimes he's with Medical Mechanica, and other times he isn't, so which is it, really? Now that's what I call holding a grudge. I always loved that shot of the city silhouetted against the white smoke clouds. Turns out they stayed in town all along. Dang that thing grows fast. That moment when your pet robot just goes out of control. Kamon is the most woke character in this show. Dammit Amarao, what I said about indirect kisses earlier also applies to relationship characteristics beyond that! Apparently Canti never left town either. Does it count as crossdressing if the masculine robot is technically genderless? IT'S ALL INTERCONNECTED YOU SEE. Miya-jun's got it rough. Amarao has some of the best faces. FUCK YEAH LAST DINOSAUR. So many kino moments in this episode. OH MY GOD I'VE MISSED THIS SHOW. The best faces. And now it's time for the best moment this episode. I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN. Atomsk looks nothing like Amarao imagined at all. Oh you poor normal people have no idea what's going on. Aww yeah. Guys I think this episode was my first case of recognizing kino. And here's the moment I first realized that Japanese people start wearing school uniforms after 6th grade. Or maybe it was Mamimi's blossoming photography career that brought "overflowing" and "never knows best" into the lexicon of the future. 11/10, as if it could be rated anything else. You know, back in my early Internet browsing days - well, the days after I realized Wikipedia and Youtube were free-to-use - I came across a 10-minute FLCL AMV using footage from the original [as] broadcast of episode 6. I forget the name of the AMV and the song that was used, I forget who posted it, and I'm not even sure it's still there anymore. But that song was amazing, and I'd be happy if I knew what it was called. This isn't a request for help, but if you have the answer, you also have my thanks. I personally can't wait for Progressive and what it has to offer. Not too sure about that old dude, though. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE SC - "Hell yeah! Uh, I think?" Wait, where did Hol Horse go? Behind him, apparently. A HOL WORLD OF TROUBLE. Peeing in the street like an animal, and here I was thinking better of you, Polnareff. His tongue's an arrow. SHIT COUNT: 2. Great detective work there, Avdol. Saved by a lucky sneeze. Was that urine that just spilled out of those jars? It's the fuckin' taxi brothers. Nice goin', puddle of urine, you proved fate right once again. GOOOOOOD. It's not where the sea takes you, but where you take the sea. If only Kakyoin were here. Good, Jotaro's awake, now they're screwed for sure. IT'S HEEEEERE! That one plumber's got a weeeeeird mouth, and that ain't the comic's caricature talkin'. Dat drum & bass CGI pipe traveling sequence. Oh hey, Avdol just moved. I am enjoying the hell out of these two bozos. I'VE GOTTA HOL ASS! So what they're seeing is... an invisible gun? I'VE LOST ME WALLET! The more seconds that pass, the more of a race against time it feels like. Polnareff's alright, just a few broken ribs. And also hay fever from Hol Horse's unwashed fingernails. Thank god we have the atomic clock nowadays, am I right? I fucking love this show and how crazy it's daring to get. Sewage to the forehead, never a good sign. Even when he's unlucky, he's the luckiest man alive. Yes, leave it all to DIO. And in the end, the real winner was Mondatta. Oh shit it hit Iggy he is dooooooomed. GAH MY SHOTA HAIR. This Last Train Home remix is so bad I actually kinda love it.

Personally, I prefer KaiserNeko's response to the whole affair.

GOOGLE IT.