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MY HERO ACADEMIA - Watched this episode yesterday night to kill time before turning in, so yeah, this'll be my first time rewatching an MHA episode since the honestly kind of off-putting first. I have a feeling opening narration is gonna start being a thing. Well, at least he's muttering with only one other person in the room. This dude's voice is deeper than I expected, but hey, anyone who thinks Bakugo's an ass is good in my book. ...You think everyone hates your class - everyone - just because two people don't happen to think that highly of you, or rather, highly of Bakugo. Do you not realize how stupid your hyperbole sounds? These flashbacks melting into one another is too different for me. LET'S MONTAGE THIS SHIT UP. Again, how did Invisible Girl do better than Deku in the physical exam? Aoyama's such a stylish loser. That's our Kacchan, disrespecting nature. Mineta's just practicing his victory speech. (Oh hey, I didn't even notice all the Mt. Lady memorabilia in his room the first time.) She's recording it in HD because they're too poor to afford 4K. REPLY TO ANGEL 1: "Who's Endeavor and which one's his kid?" Fire dude and Icy-Hot. YESSSSSSSSSS MT. LADY. I love her conniving face. It pleases me to know that Deku isn't the only one scared out of his wits about this. That's cold, Icy-Hot. But mostly that one sleep-deprived dude. For those of you wondering what's up with Present Mic's voice, Sonny Strait bowed out of the role so he wouldn't strain his vocal chords like Jessica Calvello did while dubbing Excel Saga, so he's now voiced by Dave Trosko (loony hacker dude from Deadman, siscon dude from Black Clover). I only recognize four of those guys, and know the names of three. Just watching that Trojan commercial made me feel dirty. Remember to keep your cool, Deku. Steampunk goggles girl looks pretty cute. Reminder that Aizawa flunked a whole class and that's why there are only two Hero courses participating. YES YES YES IT'S MY SUPERHERO DOMINATRIX WAIFU. Hey man, respect the form-fitting catsuit, that shit's hot. Glad to see Mineta agrees with me. "That girl obviously hates us." Well, when they look like a bitch, they probably are one too. Congratulations, Bakugo, you just made the hyperbole reality. BOO THIS MAN. I don't get why Iida's gesturing more this season but I love it. God I'm straight for Midnight. The first obstacle: the Last-Minute Door Jam. "Icy-Hot bastard", damn you Bakugo for making me laugh at that insult. Okay, so I guess that explains how Mineta beat Deku in the physicals. Goddammit Grape Boy. BURN BABY BURN ROBO INFERNO. Bakugo's right, Icy-Hot, you are a bastard. Now to deal with the remaining bots. I know you're smiling because you can move your feet now, but please stop, it just looks awkward. DRAGONBALL SUPER - TOM's expressions during the out-of-context fourth wall breaks are great. What happened to the actually good cuts of the OP, the scene selection for that one sucked! I remember this song, but I can't figure out where I heard it before. Still wondering why Vegeta's here when he's the only one of the bunch that's still alive and also kinda sorta on the good guys' side now. Nice of you to join us, Dabura and Raditz. "VEGETA WHY--!" "BECAUSE I'M A MONKEY." And then PTSD set in. KRILLIN'S MODES OF DEATH: first time, getting stepped on the head; second time, exploded; third time, turned to chocolate and devoured; two-and-a-halfth time, spat on and turned into a statue. Now we've got an evil Bulma too. Her crystal ball could really afford better aspect ratio. If it's about their past battles, then where'd Bulma come from, one of the moments on the Krillin Owned Counter? [Ginyu Force theme playing in the distance] "For the last time, that isn't Bulma!" No, but it is her likeness. I do like how she's flying next to Vegeta there. Don't say that, Goku, you can fight Vegeta any time you want and you know it. In which Krillin gets sick of Goku's questionable personality. WELCOME TO THE TIMBERDOME. I also like that Recoome's in the front and center, he actually fought Krillin and won without killing him (at the moment). KENNY YOU BASTARD! That's another one for the Owned Count. The Big Three and also Nappa. Did Goku just do some sort of Hakai on them? TOO MANY FRIEZAS. Oh hey, the Nimbus is still a thing. Oh my god he's singing the DBZ theme song now that's a throwback. Now it's Too Many Tambourines/Cells/Nappas. "We are hilarious and you will quote everything we say." When all else fails, just meditate and find the answer that way. That's a start, but how can you destroy them like Goku did? SURPRISE SUPER SHENRON. Now with real dragon breath! Krillin: solving all your problems with punches square in the forehead. Ah, the Kamehame-ha: the strongest attack there is. "They're sprouting up like weed!" Krillin really won the "make your own family" jackpot. But why the evil Bulma tho? The bald head is back, baby. ATTACK ON TITAN - Ohh, so we're maxing out the rating right from the get-go, are we. Clearly there's more land beyond the sea, but the question is how long until you get to that extra land. That OP was surprisingly slow and sentimental for Titan. Eren's so concerned because no matter what the others do, it's his ass that's on the line. Of course Mikasa was doing the men's job. Sasha, you're the best. Levi is neither pleased nor amused. Geez, Eren, what the hell happened to your Titan form? Of course Mikasa doesn't listen, not to anyone but her ladyboner for Eren. Ugggghh that's a frightening face he's got. Those snipers look like they may be important later. I'm still too used to Krista to start calling her by a different name, but hey, any time's a good time for transition. [knock knock] "Candygram!" Oh good his face is back to normal. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: "Just fill the hole, hole filler." Sure thing... jackass. Twenty bucks says Eren accidentally cuts his hand and destroys the house with his Titan form. Okay, so maybe the change in personality will help me call her Historia easier. Oh Eren, you so cynical. How can you remember that conversation, you were busy beating on Reiner with your half-formed arms if I'm remembering it right. Not sure if them killing the Wall-worshipping guy is a good thing or bad. Suck a dick, MP guys. She's a really good actor. Hanji, you're also pretty cool. Suck several dicks at once, MP guys. I like Levi's sipping gesture. Those two soldiers in the corner move awfully stilted for CGI models. Attack on Titan: proof you don't need non-stop action to know that shit's getting real. [Trojan sandwich ad] NOPE. [HIV awareness ad] DOUBLE NOPE. Don't tell Eren to act normally, you'll never get him to stop screaming about revenge against the Titans then. Sasha knows all the food-based trivia tidbits. King Fritz, first name Schnickel. Ooh, fancy palace. DRIVE-BY KIDNAPPING, GO! Meanwhile, the real Eren and Historia are safe and sound. Unlike Jean and Armin over there. Especially Armin, poor guy's a base away from having his boipucci penetrated. SHIT COUNT: 2. Okay, how the hell did I forget about most of these injuries? MIKASA TIME. No success is good when someone gets molested in the process. We Levi backstory now. WHOA SHIT. Somehow I knew that girl was going to die, but shooting off the top half of her head seems like overkill. Yup, Kenny's a bastard. POP TEAM EPIC - First time I saw this, Bacon Boy caught me wayyyyy off-guard. Huh, creditless. Personally I feel there's nothing wrong with being anime-only, I prefer canon voices for my comic book characters. (Ironic, considering I read the PTE 4-koma when they're available.) YESSSSSSSS THE LEMON FACE. October 7th, I bet. FUCK YOUR JENGA TOWER. Say no to YouTubing, children. Fuck yeah, I love dice games. POPU NO! Oh maya padme ohm... Was that a hater? She's lucky she had a spare coat on hand before blowing that popsicle stand. EISAAAAAAAI HARAMASUKOOOOOI. Cool, a talking keychain. I only recognize Bruce Willis and Francis Xavier, I don't watch soccer so it beats me who the other guy is. She had the solution this whole time. This is the weirdest music video ever, it's in perfect taste for Demarco. PIPIMI 1, POPUKO 0. Sweet, a sand art sketch. Oh hey, they dubbed the pre-ending conversation. "So short!" The fact that this is an American TV edit makes that line funnier, surprisingly. You've seen Alien vs. Predator, now see Predator vs. Predator! Bacon Boy sounds a little more manic this time. "Mister Prison Guard, I'm the Armored Titan." Seeing their faces for the first time like that, I knew I was a fan of Pop Team Epic right then. FUN FACT: The ranks of the Bamboozle Gang are reflected in the stage of a bamboo plant's life represented in place of their head. So did they kill her on orders, or out of their own volition? Yep, that's Popuko muttering in there. Running all the way to America, now that's taking it bad. This episode is proof that JYB is one of the greatest voice actors around. Toonami should air Galo Sengen during the Shounen Jump Power Hour of Pain. PIPIMI 2, POPUKO 0. uh, I didn't know he could do a crotchety old man voice. BAKA SAKURA. Even in the photos, Daichi looks completely done with this harem bullshit. These Happytime Murders commercials oddly seem to be avoiding the actual murders in question. JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: DIAMOND IS NOT CRASH - Cock-a-doodle-doo, it's the morning zoo! I should try that bacon-and-eggs dish sometime. How macabre. I feel sorry for the anon whose dad beat him because he walked in on the severed hand (amongst other too weird for normies scenes), it's a good thing mine's cool about that sort of thing. Oh hey there Jotaro, nice white suit. Welcome to Morioh, where the sky is always piss yellow. Aw man, the narrator's a high school boy now? Guess that'll take some getting used to... Thank you, Star Platinum. I wouldn't have pronounced it that way, but it definitely saves on the number of lip flaps. What an interesting career path. Well he did watch a lot of Columbo as a kid, so that would explain it. Oh boy, a pack of stray delinquents. Dickface. Did a snapping turtle bite this guy in the dick when he was little, 'cause I can't see how he'd be afraid of them. Kiss the turtle, Quizboy. TURTLE NOOOO. Didn't know Jotaro had a soft spot for turtles, but then again, he is a marine biologist. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR. Punched his nose ring right off. This guy's like Edward Elric, but with stupid hair in place of being short. And he's got a healing factor too. Huh, so Holly wasn't the only one affected by DIO's curse. Joseph what did you do. It's fine, as long as you don't go into the details of the conception. So if Josuke gets one third, who gets the other two? Jotaro and Holly? Yeah, that's the reaction I'd expect out of her. Oh no, a gaggle of fangirls. Uh-oh, you just activated his berserk button. This is a fun minor fight. Jotaro's assholery still gets the ladies blushing, I see. SPOOKY. Because school takes top priority in small town Japan. Wait, are those nipple zippers on his shirt? This convertible dude's definitely gonna get humiliated in the next minute or so. I love this woman. Her dad's pretty cool too. Dang, Josuke's mom's a MILF, I can see why Joseph cheated. That couple does not look flattering at all. Rape at age 12? What is this guy, the gangster-looking middle schooler from Wolf Guy? (Still, murder wasn't included, so the guy who took the bat to the face probably survived it.) Okay, now I'm curious as to what this "take our word for it" crime is. Welp, there's the female body. Oh hey, the sky's a normal color now. This old lady seems oddly joyous about this hostage scenario. SHIT COUNT: 5. How has this episode not gotten an L subrating yet. DRAMATIC WALK TIME. That's badass and also kinda fucked up, Josuke. Huh, English credits. AN ENEMY STAND! "Don't have a cow, Mom." I don't trust this freakishly buff milkman. HUNTER x HUNTER - "3 days until the sorting, and everyone is bored out of their skulls waiting for it." Those are some dry lips, I'm surprised they haven't supplied her any water for rehydration. Pouf you better not. FABULOUS CRY. Now to make himself feel better with some good ol' fiddling. Shit like this is why Youpi doesn't hang out with the others in his free time. Huh, so they all met up already. I love these chibi pictographs. Did discount Kim Jong-Il cross his eyes in that picture on purpose or what? Thank you for wasting for everybody's time, Pouf. Youpi still looks like a freak, but I like the Steve Blum impersonation his actor's doing with his voice. Dammit Pitou why you gotta be so cute. WE 4D NOW. You're way too doubtful, Killua. Oh hey, we're getting to the coloring update in Super already. The more I see this game, the more I think Togashi's the only one who knows how to play. Bubble Nen? God I love conspicuous CGI, good or bad. Damn, it took this long for them to say what her name was? His name is "The King", plain and simple. Yeah, Joshua Tomar should do more roles fit for Blum. Shit, I never noticed his toes look regular. Wait, so was that remorse or just some sort of red herring? Pouf, you damn pussy. And then the Americans attacked. Yes, protect the blind snot-nosed legal loli, it's what she would've wanted. "Your giant One Piece tears confuse and infuriate me!" The Shounen Jump Power Hour of Pain comes on Monday.

I knew what I was getting into with Endless Eight, so when I watched it with my uncle, we spent a good amount of time riffing the hell out of it with some of the same jokes. I also liked how even though the events were pretty much the same, the animation was different for all eight episodes. The shot of Kyon rotating from the POV of the clock's second hand on the last day of one of the loops is my favorite shot from the whole eight episodes.

Feels good to have both your mature superhero wives show up in one episode. Now to wait until they interact...

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Ten years have passed since DIO's defeat in Egypt. The world is at peace, and the survivors of the five-man (and one dog) band who sought out to take him down have moved on with their lives. In the case of Jotaro Kujo, the man responsible for defeating DIO, his ten years were spent pursuing a career in marine biology. But his day job is suddenly put on hold when he hears rumors of an arrow capable of granting regular humans the powers of STANDS surfacing in the sleepy Japanese town of Morioh. Upon arriving in the city to check the rumors out, he meets a young man with his own set of STAND powers, and not from the mysterious arrow. His name is Josuke Higashikata, and he is the protagonist of the next chapter in the JoJo franchise, both printed and animated: DIAMOND IS NOT CRASH UNBREAKABLE! In other Toonami news, the expanded block kicks off with the students of Class 1-A training for the UA Sports Festival, Krillin's training exercise with Goku turns extra dangerous when he's faced with his past murderers, Attack on Titan's third season also kicks off when a death too untimely convinces Levi that the government's out to keep their revelations about the Titans under wraps, get ready to be disappointed by the Progressive finale all over again, the jailed yakuza Pipi scouts a rowdy inmate named Popu for a job in her organization, Gon and the others begin the final prep for their assault on the King's palace, Yami and Asta's fight against Licht and Valtos continue (with a spike in animation quality to show they mean business), Naruto finally faces off with Sasuke for the first time in over 150 episodes, a mysterious cyborg appears in Z City to take care of a scarily large insect problem, Rebecca's attempts to decipher her ex-boyfriend's philosophical ramblings land her in MI6 custody, and Spike ditches his crew during a hacker hunt to get his ship some needed repairs. 10:00 - My Hero Academia #15 - Roaring Sports Festival - TV-14LV 10:30 - Dragonball Super #76 - Conquer the Terrifying Foes! Krillin's Fighting Spirit Rebounds! - TV-14LV 11:00 - Attack on Titan #38 - Smoke Signal - TV-14DLSV 11:30 - FLCL Progressive #6 - Our Running - TV-MAL 12:00 - Pop Team Epic #8 - The Dragon of Iidabashi ~Pipi's Revenge~ - TV-MA 12:30 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable #1 - Jotaro Kujo! Meets Josuke Higashikata - TV-MAV 1:00 - Hunter x Hunter #108 - Gungi of Komugi - TV-14V 1:30 - Black Clover #35 - The Light of Judgement - TV-PGV 2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #215 - Two Fates - TV-14V 2:30 - One Punch Man #2 - The Lone Cyborg - TV-14LV 3:00 - Lupin the 3rd: The Italian Adventure #12 - The Dream of Italy, Part 1 - TV-14 3:30 - Cowboy Bebop #19 - Wild Horses - TV-14L THIS WEEK'S POP TEAM VOICES POPUKO A: Stephanie Sheh (Mamimi Samejima, Kohza, Kamome, Eureka, Orihime Inoue, Isane Kotetsu, Kaguya Sumeragi, the Kokuboro Princess, Rio Kamichika, Hinata Hyuga, Hanabi Hyuga, Kin Tsuchi, Sexy Jutsu Naruto, Yuri Jin, Bella Demarco, Yui, Kuro, Kinon Bachika, Nui Harime, Suzie Q, Audrey Burne/Mineva Lao Zabi, Haro) PIPIMI A: Leah Clark (Minatsuki Takami, Blair, Hikari Horaki, Young Coby, Noah, Katie, Maria Belenbauza-Yamada) POPUKO B: Johnny Yong Bosch (Vash the Stampede, Haruto Sakaki, Kiba, Lujon, Shinsuke, Yuuichi Taira, Renton Thurston, Ichigo Kurosaki, Hichigo Shirosaki, Lelouch Lamperouge vi Britannia, Sagum, Hyoku, Izaya Orihara, Genma Shiranui, Shotaro Kaneda, Johnny, Sasori, Yukio Okumura, Rossiu Adai, Shinjiro Nagita, Kyoji Shinkawa, Orga Itsuka, Jonathan Joestar) PIPIMI B: Robert McCollum (Shinobu Sensui, Scar's Brother, Carnival Corpse Announcer, Tessai, Mifune, Donquixote Doflamingo, Reiner Braun, Kiril Capek, Jewel, Teen Goten, Arata Kirishima, Julius Novachrono)

I'm sure a lot of you have already heard this news through the designated thread on this board, the article discussion on ANN, et cetera, but I feel this news is worth mentioning here. Another anime voice actor died recently. On Monday, Unshou Ishizuka passed away due to esophageal cancer. As one would naturally guess, he's been in many series featured on AS and Toonami. Roles from said series include Jet Black, Old Joseph Joestar, Dr. Gel, Mr. Satan, Van Hohenheim, Alex Rosewater, Zabuza Momochi, McMurdo Barriston, Quent Yaiden, and even minor roles such as Brilliant Dynamites Neon, Carnage Kabuto, the Spirit of the Harkonnen, and Kuina's dad. In fact, the first three of those roles, we heard Ishizuka's original performance for this past April Fools' stunt. It was quite the resume he built up, and he will be missed. R.I.P. And once more, fuck cancer. Every day it isn't cured is a day wasted.

So... Is This a Zombie, then?

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Yesterday, I saw that the top comment on Youtube for the most recent Initial D: Fourth Stage episode I've watched gave Bunta the nickname "God Lungs". That comment seems awfully ironic now. R.I.P.

Just another reason Venture Bros. is better than most other Western cartoons.

Koi Kaze 6 (rewatch) Initial D: Fourth Stage 19

Boys Over Flowers #12: A Date in the Snow #13: Love Moves Too Fast plus FREEZING Episode 11: Ambush! Ravensborne Nucleochede

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One Outs 24-25

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I have got to get better at being timely with these sorts of posts. And just when I fixed by conciseness problem too... Welp, no matter. Before the overdue (and hastily put-together) rundown, the long-awaited announcement for Freezing's replacement.

Hellsing 7

Chuukan Kanriroku Tonegawa 7

My Girlfriend is Shobitch 7 Aquarion 5

Fair enough. Consider yourself forgiven in turn.

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HUNTER X HUNTER - Surprise surfboard! HAHAHAHA WIPEOUT. Who else thinks the ocean he summoned looks like beer? SMOKE RAFT NO JUTSU. And then he spun around like a Beyblade. Maelstrom, you say? Morel, you are the greatest. Oh, so that reporter you killed on-air was done in self-defense too? >_> Those giant waves look really cool, especially from "ground" level. I'd like to see him try the 10-Minute Bucket Challenge, he might actually be the first to come out of it alive! Bubbles, bubbles everywhere. I'd like to see those corridors, they sound interesting. And then he became a cheap 3D effect. A cat who can't swim, what a loser. Or maybe it was the deadly carbon dioxide that made him sink. Oh hey, they actually showed one of the corridors. If I remember correctly there were some sex toys lying around on the bed in the original manga version of this scene. The most dramatic elevator ride since the Big O finale. She's reached the place where Knov had his mental breakdown, now let's see if she can get beyond that. CHANSU DA! Well that's one effective way of pulling the rug out from under you. Welp, Palm's dead, let's see how Killua's doin'. Something about this nurse reminds me of Milluki. MELEORON HAS JOINED THE PARTY. Goblin nurse likes her cash. He succeeded, but at a terrible mental cost. Damn this kid is ripped. What a BITCH. Why does her face have to be so weirdly cute... IKALGO HAS ALSO JOINED THE PARTY. He's just a very emotional cephalopod. It's all about building up that tolerance. BLACK CLOVER - Dammit why are the cool characters always the ones that get nearly killed. REPLY TO ANGEL 2: "So this dude is definitely just dimestore Griffith without his mask, right?" Probably, but they have different voice actors, so right now I'm guessing they're brothers. Good luck dealing with your yandere haremette having you in her thoughts, Asta. Dude in what possible universe have the strong and powerful ever been looked down on? MY LEG! "I'm not done!" "Yes you are." Like something out of a fanfic written to punish the character nobody likes. FUCK YEAH YAMI. That line sounded 50% sarcastic. Asta does not get sarcasm. Well, at least Finral's here, and that's something, right? It seems like him viewing himself as the most normal of the Black Bulls is his other defining trait. Suggesting healing the badass old nun first is the best thing Gauche has ever done in this show. [strikes down light arrow] "YOU'RE WELCOME." It's a Japanese sword, so naturally it's unbelievably awesome. Man, fuck those outsiders. Yami doesn't care for shaggy dog stories, especially ones where they shoot the dog at the end. It's official, Yami's story is superior. This man truly doesn't give a fuck. So he's the one who took his arm... I might've figured! If only the animation for this whole fight was as good as that one scene. I'm not used to Ray Romano with messy hair. "Were you watching?" "THE WHOLE TIME, SIR!" I like how talking is only a free action because he can block while talking. It's spelled qi and not ki, that means it's not a DBZ ripoff. To be strong, you have to have a very thick neck! REPLY TO ANGEL 3: "I enjoy you, ripoff Zoro." Same English VA, so I'm not surprised. "There's a saying where I'm from; whatever happens, happens." It's kinda hard to do it right when you don't know how to do it at all. That's Asta 1, Team Four Star 0. Welp, he's pissed. And just like a whip, you seem to be hitting the cave more than you are your actual targets. Unless making the rocks fall was your intention from the start. WE'RE NOT DONE YET! NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - "Oh no... they've been drugged!" Dammit Sasuke, you should know by now that she's after your dick. MURDER THE HYPOTENUSE IF YOU'RE SO LOYAL. Tch, nothing personnel, kid. KAKASHIBLOCKED. Sasuke's fallen so far, now he's the one tricking people into attacking logs instead of being the tricked. You jinxed it, Part 1 Kakashi. Yesssss finally we get to the infamous laugh. His edgy personality is unappealing as hell, but damn do I love his crazy eyes. Once your sensei, always your sensei. I like that his wall has dogs on it. "Whatever your sharingan can do, mine can do better!" Oh yeah, he hadn't seen his Mangekyo yet. WHOACONVULSION. That's a lotta edge. Don't diss the hair if you know what's good for you. It's official, this kid is certifiably insane. You dumbass, did you learn nothing from Itachi's ramblings? I don't understand why we're flashbacking to these scenes, specifically. You just asked him that literally a second ago, there's no reason for you to get all nasty with him like that. I feel like I'm the only one who misses Inner Sakura. I also miss when Sasuke was sane. [100 EPISODES LATER...] "Shut the hell up you fussbag." It was a happier time, full of ramen and smutty literature. Even today, sometimes I get distracted by all the modern-looking conveniences in the Naruto universe, like that random trash can over there. Sakura, you're too thirsty for your own good. NARUTOBLOCKED. The ending theme is by far the best part of this current stretch of episodes. Gee, Red Death, it's kinda hard for you hand Blue Morpho over to the Guild when Wide Wale somehow already got his hands on him.

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Welp, posting in this thread was a mistake. That's the last time I try to act like I know what I'm talking about while misinterpreting what other people think, if doing so paints me to look like a complete asshole that gets triggered by even the slightest bit of negativity towards something he likes. In other words, sorry for offending you with my offense, I'll leave you all alone now.