PokeNirvash

Still watching Black Clover here. It helped me out with mentally visualizing one of my episodes of Kinky Kunoichi once. It could serve that purpose again.

As to be expected, in America drugs ain't no thang but child porn ends it all, while in Japan it's the other way around, and Rurouni Kenshin was hit by both.

Magical Girl Ore 8

I remember you-know-who dropping it after they killed off a certain character without bothering to consider the possibility of them not actually being dead.

Hey, if I really wanted to insult you, I'd have called you stupid instead of ignorant.

PokeNirvash rant:

It's more like Naota's the father and the mother's just some girl he banged after getting over his three main love interests.

Those "spoilers" were the original animation for the ED, not future episode clips, you ignorant loon.

Damn, I've gotta get my ass to Oklahoma, if that's where everybody's getting their hook-ups nowadays.

The cat-ear headphones were created by an entirely different person, and they credited them with the original design, so there's no way they're getting sued for it.

Uhh... SINCE HE FIRST APPEARED!? I swear, you gotta start paying more attention to this shit.

Have you never heard of the term "homage"?

Oh wow, they weren't kidding about the bump upgrades. Nor were they kidding about TOM still desperately needing those post-time travel repairs. DRAGONBALL SUPER - NOBODY EXPECTS THE EVIL CONTAINMENT WAVE! My recording is having brief split-second pauses in the audio that are really distracting, but it's only DB Super, so I guess I can put up with them for now. He's feeling it now, Mr. Krabs. I prefer halos that don't run parallel to the wearer's body length myself. LANCES OF LONGINUS! You Supreme Kais sure are pussy when there's actual violence to be delivered. Well, so much for that guy. All you guys raising your hands are doomed. You tell them, kid. So you're saying you got more than you bargained for? YOU GOTTA BE STRONGER THAN YOU WERE YESTERDAY. What do you think would happen if you ate both those beans at once? And now he has a STAND because of course he does. Taste the lightning, bitch. Everyone knows the best way to avoid getting an STD is to lose your virginity to another virgin. Jubilee, you say? Damn, Turtle got big. And there's another Eighter cameo, wasn't expecting that this week. SOMEONE SHUT THIS NAZI UP. "You should know Saiyans don't do limits!" So true, why else would they get stronger when they get their asses kicked? Oh no, the Shikon Jewel just shattered again. You pissed Trunks off; you shouldn'ta done that. MADA MADAAAAAAAA. "TAKE MY HOPE, MY LOVE, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!" That little girl gonna die. Fuck yeah, father-son Galick Gun. Vegeta's finally the proud papa. And now he's the dead papa. When all else fails, always bet on the Kamehame-Ha! Still waiting for them to give us the Japanese version of this song. That "just bursting" gum would work well as an alternative to smoke bombs, assuming you made the burst itself that much bigger. DRAGONBALL Z KAI - I have a feeling this episode is just going to be one long power struggle. That's a foolish suggestion, Vegeta. Wait, so the farmer with a shotgun survived Raditz? That's a pretty big plot twist right there. Thank god, you remembered wish #3. OOOOOKAYYYYYYY. "Thanks again, Dragon Ball Z: The Final Chapters." Frieza jealous he can't get any of that energy. That's our story, Buu's dead, good night. THUMBS UP. Okay, so from the looks of it, Progressive also takes place in Mabase, but Alternative is somewhere else entirely? Yes, let's all celebrate only half of this episode being one long power struggle. Sure feels good to live in a world without Buu. SO TAKE A DEEP BREATH, HUG YOUR NEIGHBOR, AND KISS SOMEBODY PRETTY. Only in DBZ would everybody cheer for Satan. Thank you, magic man. And now for the biggest conflict of all: should Fat Buu live or die? Technically Evil Buu came out when you got shot, Bee getting shot was more a close call than anything else. MISTER SATAN WILL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY. Well the series is called Dragon Ball, of course they'd be the solution to all of life's problems. Everything is good all over the place. We now leave you with "Bathing With Gotenks". So much man-ass. Next week, Vegito's back, bitches. MY HERO ACADEMIA - I'm kinda curious as to what Jeans Hero's Quirk is. It's probably something lame that he adapted to be surprisingly kickass. I still love that 8-bit demonstration. Don't be a jerk, speedsuit guy, that's Bakugo's job. FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!! Thank god, All Might's here, even if it's just in flashback. Part of me really wants to root for Deku, but it's kinda hard to for various reasons. His neuroses for one, the lack of faith from others for another. Like this blonde douchbag. GRATUITOUS FRENCH ONLY WORKS WHEN YOU EITHER HAVE AN ACCENT OR ARE RIDICULOUSLY FLAMBOYANT AND THIS GUY IS-well okay maybe he is the latter... Well at least everybody's too absorbed in their battles to insult Deku some more. Hey there, Jerry Jewell. [flips off Bakugo] REPLY TO ANGEL 1: "That's a fucking gundam." Nah, it's too green and not American enough to be a real Gundam. The 0P stands for "over-powered". Save the nice girl, Deku. Or keep the robot from getting to her first, that works too. DEKU SMAAAAASH! Oh hey All Might's on the review board, that's a good sign. "Someone fat get in my wayyyyyyyyyyy!" You know, if my temper was any shorter than it was thanks to Bakugo and the other superpowered assholes in this show, I'd be mad at her for slapping Deku, but considering he'd have died otherwise and that likely hurt less than getting his knuckles skinned, I don't mind it all that much. You gotta love chicks who vomit rainbows. And it turns out glasses guy was actually pretty cool after all. Aww yeah, Senzu Gummies. Thank you, healing factor grandma. You're thinking too simply, Deku. Even after getting shorter and fatter, Deku's mom is still a cute. WITH GREAT POWER COMES A GREAT AMOUNT OF PAPERWORK. See, I told you you were thinking too simply. Aww, how nice of her. FUCK YOU BAKUGO YOU'RE RUINING THE MOMENT. Oh hey, he scored 7th, good for him. You did good Deku, I don't care what Bakugo says. (But really, who does? ) And now my recordings are getting a bunch of random pixelly lines every couple of seconds, just perfect. FLCL PROGRESSIVE - Not even five seconds in and they're already starting off the series with the first ED for NIBAI MUGENDAI, it's like this sequel was literally made for me. You alright there, girl, 'cause you don't look so good. Okay I'm kinda unironically loving this. The hook for Thank You My Twilight really does sound like an alarm, doesn't it. Eh, she seems more like a kuudere than a tsundere, if you ask me. Her mother is also a cute. Genetically altered fermented soybeans. I'm not sure if that "mommy" was supposed to be sarcastic or sincere, but either way, I was not expecting it. MAH CADILLAC CAR. This dude's totally a virgin, I can just tell from the way he's playing up that "encounter" he had. I recognize that Vespa! Okay maybe he's not as virgin as I thought. Oh god the fat blonde one's a future tranny in the making. "All the hippest guys are wearin' skirts nowadays!" Yeah, but they call them "kilts". I enjoy these idiots. I love this monotone motor-mouth teacher lady. And now they're watching pornography. Makin' her skip right before the climax, now that's just sick. Suddenly random Chinese. Poor bandaid cherryboy doesn't get to watch porn with the rest of the class. It's confirmed, they're in Mabase. Not this alpaca alien bullshit again. I can't believe I'm actually sitting through it... Masochistic old guys, ain't they a thing. Or maybe they're not in Mabase, it's hard to tell. Wait a second... is that chick Naota's ex-wife!? If so, then hopefully Naota had a good reason for becoming a deadbeat dad. Those headphones look like they're about to explode off her ears at any moment. DINNER TIIIIIIIIME! I'm just gonna assume "overflowing" was what would've happened if those headphones finished their speed-up job. That must be Medical Mechanica's new logo. I like this Cadillac chick. BEWARE THE VESPA WOMAN... Welp, red must mean overflow then. SUDDENLY ROBOTS. And it came out of bandaid boy's head, I had a feeling it wasn't just for show like the fat blondie's man-skirt. I just love it when bridges show up in this franchise. SHIT COUNT: 1. Poor Ide, hope those injuries aren't fatal. Outside of our protagonist's warped conscience, that is. THE HEADPHONES ARE HER N.O. PORTAL. FUCK YEAH CADILLAC GIRL. So she turned around to the headphones. Or maybe she was just drawing attention to her Klaxosaur horn. You can't have a FLCL episode without the obligatory end-time use of Little Busters. Alright, who's breaking plates back there? Turns out it's Cadillac girl. A woman in a maid outfit breaking plates semi-on purpose. Just like DeviantArt predicted... He was almost killed by a blonde pedophile in a Gundam named after what's in your liver, what do you think happened? A non-answer answer. Even in the world of texting, FLCL is very much a thing. "I came so, so much..." I'm sorry, what? It's like FLCL-mania on there! IT WAS HARUKO ALL THIS TIME. And then they were the only sane ones. Oh, her last name's Hibajiri! I thought it was Shimajiri. Sweet, they had the characters from all three seasons in that pan across. Now to rewatch it and see if I can spot that Mamimi cameo... PILLOWS MUSIC: "Thank You My Twilight", "Non Fiction", "Little Busters". JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: STARDUST CRUSADERS - Last time on JoJo, Hol Horse accidentally shot himself in the face and it was hilarious. See, now Polnareff can get away with gratuitous French, it's his nationality, for crying out loud. And now I know something about the Egyptian begging community. "The hobos, they are a changin'." That's one classy beggar. Whenever Iggy isn't onscreen, everyone should be asking, "Where's Iggy?" Oh hey, he found DIO's mansion. Don't fuck with Iggy, other dogs. It ain't JoJo unless there's at least one dog being tortured to death. Whoa! I wasn't expecting that dude's body to just get obliterated like that! EDUCATIONAL AND INFORMATIONAL. I love Iggy's inner dialogue, Brooklyn accent and all. Iggy, you may not be a productive member of the team, but you're damn enjoyable if nothing else. Poor yellow car man, nobody will ever believe him. Poor kid thinks he can talk to the animals. HOLY SHIT indeed, no JoJo villain's ever eaten the eyes with their mouth open before! Thanks for doing something to save that poor boy, Iggy. SMUG BIRB. "But birds can't smile... can they?" Only in JoJo, they can! SHIT COUNT: 2. He managed to find the mansion, but the chances that he'll get back with that information is zero. Having a STAND does a lot to an animal. NOBODY EXPECTS PET SHOP. "Protect me, you fool!" Never before have I been so hungry for poultry. IGGY NO. IGGY YESSSSSSSS. And then he turned the sewer into the beer room at Big Bear. Quick, into the larger tunnel! IGGY NO FOR REAL THIS TIME. Remind me to never hang out with people who eat Milky Way bars. HUNTER x HUNTER - Them black-haired Zoldycks ain't right, I tell ya. What was Togashi thinking, pitting the best Phantom Troupe member against the ugliest of Zazan's cohorts? Oh well, at least that'll make his inevitable defeat all the more satisfying. Shut up dude, no one wants to hear about your butt. GO SHIZUKU GO. And now she's in her underwear, this is the best episode. I think I'll make my next icon out of that SD character representation, she looks cuter than ever in that. TWITCHING ANUS. Don't shit-talk my waifu, ugly spider man. HARD. CORE. It's the death he deserves, really. God I love Shizuku so much. Never underestimate the Phantom Troupe. You sure drive a hard bargain, gym teacher dude. I swear, it's like you want Izuku to be seen as the loser he looks like when he isn't smashing anything. I'm not sure if I should be pleased or scared that her "mad face" isn't one of conventional anger. Right in the face. Mess with a woman's looks, and she'll go ape-shit bananas in no seconds flat. Aw shit, she's gone full Bisky. "What's wrong with these people?" asks the creepy androgynous child from the world's greatest family of assassins. Ah yes, a time where Killua's hair wasn't spiky and Illumi had bangs. Oh shit he's speaking his native tongue, that doesn't sound good. Sucks for you, Kalluto, you don't get to watch this one. His armor looks like something out of a bondage orgy for creepy rich people. Feitan's maniacal laughter is kinda creeping me out. Huh, so they actually have standards on what types of murder they commit. Well that was a fun couple of episodes. Felt refreshing having the Phantom Troupe play the good guys for once, even if they're still just a group of killers. BLACK CLOVER - This witch seems like more of a slut than the one we already have, I'm expecting her to go over well. You forgot to account for your opponents getting stronger themselves, that's why you failed. Well, at least you've still got Fatty Fatty Boombalatty over there. Whoops, not anymore you don't. It's reached that point: Asta's shoujo eyes have started taking years off of his lifespan. Dang, that reaction of Noelle's was actually pretty cute. Only one page. Even Asta's has more, and it doesn't even run on regular magic! What surprisingly good hearing you have, Asta. Silent Bob is sick of this fat dude's dessert fetish. Apparently she's past the point of caring if she calls her captain or not. The Blue Rose Knights are proof that every woman is bisexual at heart, at least in this universe. Those are some tiny corpses behind you, dude. Somehow Yuno's always the first to know. Welcome to the state line, fellas. That chick with the cap got hit with the QUALITY stick pretty hard. Welp, there goes their youth. Kick that spinster witch's ass, Yuno. Because you can't have witches without curses. Oh, so they're targeting one person specifically. It's probably the Wizard King, if not his lazy superior in the main government. "Mmm... lemon flan." Or maybe he's the true target. Welcome to the white room. So he's got something like... five curses on him! Sensory deprivation as punishment sounds enticing, though I could do without this present context. Hmm, that's quite the issue of personal strength he's got there. And all he can hear are sick drum beats. He's in... the Zone. MADA MADA. And then he summoned his STAND, Senritsu no Tatsumaki. Toooooo late. IT... WAS... YOU. NARUTO SHIPPUDEN - This n*gga seriously spent seventeen months hiding out underwater inside an octopus tentacle. I love this guy and his horrible rapping. I still have no idea who or what he's talking about, outside the basic idea. What happens with Madara Uchiha, stays with Madara Uchiha. I never noticed before how much these pillars remind me of Neo Ranga. Sasuke's crashing this summit... with only a few survivors! Foes before bros. WHAT WOULD NARUTO DO? Well Jugo's probably dead, so... Oh good, he's still kicking. And now he's full-sized again, Angel's sure to be pleased now. [SGC2C theme plays] You're messing with the experts now, you cocky young upstart. A literal spitfire, that woman. The Uchihas have good looks but terrible personalities. These music videos keep getting weirder all the time. Ohhhhh she called her old on purpose, that's like signing her death warrant right there. Pretty sure it was Gato's men that finished off Zabuza. Feelin' the burn yet, Sasuke? And she can also spit steam from her mouth, this woman's oral skills must be off the hook. THIS WEEK'S THEME: older women killing beautiful young men who happen to be the MC's main rival. Yeahhhh now he's feelin' that burn. WHITE ZETSU, WHITE ZETSU EVERYWHERE. Like I said, he ruins everything he touches nowadays. Eh, vomiting rocks isn't all that impressive compared to what the Mizukage can do. Fuck yeah, old man Blum. Okay, so how's Sasuke gonna bullshit his way out of this one? Okay, so Madara was the one who bullshitted that out for him. Oh boy, that's a shitload of in-betweeners. I'm just gonna skip Dandy for now and save it for when I rewatch FLCL Progressive.

The moment "Thank You My Twilight" kicked in, I knew this sequel had me in its best interests. That's enough for me to show my approval for it.

...Would now be an inappropriate time to post the five-page series summary I wrote up for that IGPX prequel I mentioned earlier?

Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online 8

Congratulations, you ruined your own thread right from the title bar.

And I still can't login to my old account. FUCK. EVERYTHING.

Kuroko's Basketball 42

IIRC Pet Shop remains, but Vanilla Ice is changed.

Him too, but I'd rather have him back than Ranlsa, wherever the hell she is.

I blame IB, Pod 6, and Ranlsa for the ASMB's negative reputation.

At the turn of the millennium, to blow off steam after busting their asses both physically and emotionally on The End of Evangelion, the crews of GAINAX and Production I.G once again teamed up to create a six-episode anime to test out the new digital software in the offices of the former studio. The end result, spread out between March 2000 and March 2001, was named FLCL. It was meant to be a fun side project with no real consequences beyond the occasional bad review from someone who failed to see it as being any deeper than randomness for the sake of being random. And then the American anime company Synch-Point licensed it, dubbed it, and put it on [adult swim] in the summer of 2003. Both the crew at Williams Street and audiences across America loved it, hailing it one of the greatest anime of all time. In fact, [as] president Mike Lazzo loved it so much, he wanted more of it. Attempts to convince GAINAX to make more fell through, as they and director Kazuya Tsurumaki believed they did all they wanted to do with the property. So they held off until Production I.G bought up the rights from the dying studio GAINAX, asking if they could make a sequel now. Believing more could be done with the universe and concept of FLCL beyond Naota's own coming-of-age story, they said yes. Here we are. You might not have begged, pleaded, or washed anybody's car for it, but here it is. The sequel [as] has so desired for so long. You don't have to like it, let alone love it, but you'll have to acknowledge the existence of FLCL Progressive sooner or later. Might as well do it now before you make yourself out to be a total fool. Check it out. Tonight at midnight. Only Toonami. In regards to other happenings this late evening, Goku Black and Zamasu grace the remaining mortals in Trunks' timeline with their very own Potara fusion; now that the Spirit Bomb has been fully charged all Goku needs to do is fire it at Buu and everything will be okay, right? (R-right?), turns out all that prep for receiving All Might's Quirk isn't enough for Izuku to keep up with the other UA applicants; Iggy comes face to face with one of DIO's most malicious assassins: a falcon with a cap on its head; Feitan and Shizuku get knee-deep into their respective battles in Zazan's fortress (with sexy results~); with Rades defeated it's up to his back-up squad to exact vengeance on the Clover Kingdom for him; Sasuke's still ruining everything he touches, what else is new?; Dandy goes back to high school to catch a rare alien and oh boy am I gonna need some booze for the social caste musical number; some things aren't as they appear at first glance, kind of like the Bebop crew's trip to Venus this episode; and Lupin steals the end timeslot away to grace us all with a surprise repeat of his Italian adventure. 10:30 - Dragonball Super #65 - Ultimate Judgement!? The Ultimate Power of an Absolute God - TV-14LV 11:00 - Dragonball Z Kai #164 - You Really Are the Greatest, Goku!! The Demise of Majin Buu - TV-14LV 11:30 - My Hero Academia #4 - Start Line - TV-14V 12:00 - FLCL Progressive #1 - RE: Start - TV-14DLV 12:30 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders #38 - The Guardian of Hell, Pet Shop, Part 1 - TV-MAV 1:00 - Hunter x Hunter #97 - Carnage and Devastation - TV-14LV 1:30 - Black Clover #24 - Blackout - TV-PG 2:00 - Naruto Shippuden #204 - Power of the Five Kage - TV-PGV 2:30 - Space Dandy #17 - The Transfer Student is Dandy Baby - TV-14DL 3:00 - Cowboy Bebop #8 - Waltz for Venus - TV-14LSV 3:30 - Lupin the 3rd: The Italian Adventure #1 - The Wedding of Lupin the Third - TV-PGLSV It's good to have this sort of thing every once in a while.